By Anonymous - 06/06/2013 18:47 - Isle of Man - Douglas

Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
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littlekellilee 45
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You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".

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PenguinBitch 43
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Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?

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PenguinBitch 43
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Did the television turn static and did she say "they're hereeeeeee"?

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Pwn17 25

No, instead she rotated her head 180 degrees.

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PenguinBitch 43
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And vomited on OP which then causes OP to vomit back.

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Dawnstempest 17

Come play with us OP, come play with us.

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hessel 13
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SEVEN DAAAAAYYYYSSS 0_0

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Mossears133 15
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This is probably one of the scariest threads I've ever seen 0.0

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Narelon 12

Correct grammar!

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littlekellilee 45
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You should have started chanting back: "you're going to counseling, you're going to counseling".

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Dawnstempest 17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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license2chill 5
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No OP should chanted back "if you don't shut the hell up, this is where you die.."

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thandidavis 17

#30 Guess it went over some heads. I get it ha!

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Girreth 7

No #83, we all got it. It just wasn't funny.

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BauerMegan 31
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I lol'ed at the counselling hahaha.

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Simbaby 23
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Lol I 'bout died when I read this one XD

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woainishamu 21
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This sounds like the start of a horror flick.

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molzipan 16
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let's hope there isn't a sequel for OP's sake.

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jessicajackson_fml 8

Kill it with fire Jk Jk Jk

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peterjohnson 2

That would only work if OP had a brother.

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Astronaut01 11

I would make her stay in my parents bed

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amandathecreator 22
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Either psychopathic or trying to scare you ! Lock her in her room

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Ian7890 23
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She might just be saying it in her sleep, I know my brother says i say creepy things in my sleep and of course I don't mean them.

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MilkyFilmz 26

If you don't mind me asking,like what?

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bandaidstations 28
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One time, my boyfriend rolled over and grabbed me and screamed "I'm going to cut off your arms and roll your legs!" Usually, he's very peaceful though haha..

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iChompYa 18
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Kidd, they just say the darnedest things

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PenguinBitch 43
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Yes, Jason Kidd does say the darnedest things. I only kidd. :P

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jojimugo 20

Other kids do, this one is plain scary and psychotic.

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yesio12 13

Stay away from her as much as you possibly can. This is seriously the creepiest FML I've ever read.

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Cusefan5 6

That is fucking creepy

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inthedopeshow 17

Agreed, I was reading FMLs in bed and ended up turning on my light .____.

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Dawnstempest 17

@ 23 I'll let you in on a little secret. Light doesn't protect you, it just makes them stronger.

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Ajwc101 24
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Really?! Your really going do that to me?

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inthedopeshow 17

31, I just need to see the monster so I can decide which window to jump out of

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