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By drastech99 - United States
Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML
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  seanders  |  10

Snooki is a short, fat, crab infested Oompa Loompa and the quicker she dies of alcohol poisoning, the better!:)

OP, time for a new wife maybe? I know I wouldn't tolerate that bullshit.

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  Jammy01jams  |  2

Bitches be crazy? Bitches be crazy...

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  Alexstraza_fml  |  5

Yeah it does in multiple ways; stop being a bitch, the house is as much your as it is hers, break the door open if you need to. It's amazing to see how many men let their wives tell them to sleep on the couch

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  barbsillvy  |  10

I agree with you, she doesn't, but that guy needs a real woman as wife not a child like that, to hear things like that makes me sick, or not, cuz if a guy married a woman like that he deserves it.

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  godofcyanide  |  8

I'll start by agreeing 100% with #51.

I work in a HS, and many of the kids actually do sort of look up to the JS clowns.

The ultimate problem with reality TV is that it's not real at all. The producers contrive the situations and the "stars" ad lib through the scenarios... but their reactions are "guided" by the producers. (For the record, two friends of mine have been on reality shows.) So, what's worse than idolizing jerks? Idolizing jerks who are really just laughing at you laughing at them, while they fatten their pockets while you watch them do it. It's all about the money - which isn't wrong. I just shake my head when I see kids wanting to live the Jersey Shore life, when what they're seeing as "the life" is, to some degree, fiction.

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  RedneckRider  |  4

Your stupid.
1. Being snookie, If I lived a life where the world thinks of me as some bitchy ass alcoholic whore as a person in my daily life then why would i be comfortable with it if i really wasnt?
2. I watched the show, I gave it a chance, I find Blue Planet on Discovery Channel more fascinating...

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  godofcyanide  |  8

256, to your first point, two things: She's worrying about what people think about her as she cashes an episode's paycheck that looks like your or my yearly salary. Second, there really is no such thing as bad press. One of my reality show friends was the show's douchiest character, and the response he gets in public is largely positive, especially when they realize he's not much of a douche in real life.

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