By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 00:01

Today, a fork hit me in the eye. I was holding it. I didn't even get to eat my chicken. FML
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Damn that's really a forked up situation 🤣🤣🤣😂

I did something like that several years ago. I was just sitting in a chair when my hand involuntarily and suddenly flew up to my face and one of my fingernails dug into my chin so hard it bled. Never happened again.

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Damn that's really a forked up situation 🤣🤣🤣😂

horrible punnery, yet strangely satisfying.

I did something like that several years ago. I was just sitting in a chair when my hand involuntarily and suddenly flew up to my face and one of my fingernails dug into my chin so hard it bled. Never happened again.

Karma for eating dead animals.

But dead animals taste so yummy. especially with barbecue sauce.

And don't forget the A1, honey mustard,ketchup or seafood sauce animal's 🤤

Whoa you aimed for the world like a newborn

I’m not even gonna ask how you managed that

And all of the vegans are cheering!

until the chicken ate their dinner's 😏

Which is what will happen if we carnivores give up!

Sounds like you need an optometrist, to check your eye and your vision.

ViviMage 38

You and butter knife wounded poster should hook up and have lunch!