Damn that's really a forked up situation 🤣🤣🤣😂

I did something like that several years ago. I was just sitting in a chair when my hand involuntarily and suddenly flew up to my face and one of my fingernails dug into my chin so hard it bled. Never happened again.

Karma for eating dead animals.

Whoa you aimed for the world like a newborn

I’m not even gonna ask how you managed that

And all of the vegans are cheering!

Sounds like you need an optometrist, to check your eye and your vision.

You and butter knife wounded poster should hook up and have lunch!