By stillhave2years - 22/05/2013 10:56 - United States
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I've seen my parents walk around naked too. It really isn't pleasant when you think about the fact you came from there. Hopefully your mum isn't very fat like mine. I feel your pain, OP. Just don't invite anyone over for a while.
Not nice. Mind you, if people think your mum is a MILF you could take some covert snaps and make some money on the internet. Sorry, my inner entrepreneur took a VERY creepy turn there. I'll go back to sleep now.
Her house, her rules! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Put on the Justin Bieber CD and show her your awesome helicoptering skills and that will probably ruin naked dancing for her.
16, That's also true. But it probably would just look like he's wagging it up and down with his two fingers. I actually had to look this term up on urbandictionary.com. The first result meant when a man slaps his penis on the woman's face - which is also a disturbing picture.
40, Maybe if it was erect - which is yet another disturbing picture (only because it is his mother that's currently in the room). I'm assuming that during the time that he's tying a lasso around his penis, it IS flaccid. Don't forget it's tiny as well. Clearly not even big enough to be held by 2 fingers.