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Perhaps a fashionable blindfold would suit you well?
Find your inner nudist, eh em, inner buddhist.
Saggy this the.
44- Now the question is, who is going to help you finish?
I've seen my parents walk around naked too. It really isn't pleasant when you think about the fact you came from there. Hopefully your mum isn't very fat like mine. I feel your pain, OP. Just don't invite anyone over for a while.
Yes, because that image was needed. >.>
I find it disturbing that you've even seen your dad naked. That's something u should never see if you are a girl.
I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.
Bring friends over constantly, so your mom doesn't want to go nude then... If so, FYL
That's a great idea! Why not bring the whole neighbourhood over? I'm sure that will get her to stop
Not nice. Mind you, if people think your mum is a MILF you could take some covert snaps and make some money on the internet. Sorry, my inner entrepreneur took a VERY creepy turn there. I'll go back to sleep now.
Huh? If you want to verbally attack me you'll have to say something that makes sense first. :)
Are you sure ChatRoulette isn't on her computer somewhere?
There are no women on ChatRoulette. Just guys hanging brain.
Just join in really early in the morning. If that doesn't stop her, then nothing will.
Her house, her rules! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Put on the Justin Bieber CD and show her your awesome helicoptering skills and that will probably ruin naked dancing for her.
Wouldn't he need to have a long enough penis to do this?
16, That's also true. But it probably would just look like he's wagging it up and down with his two fingers. I actually had to look this term up on urbandictionary.com. The first result meant when a man slaps his penis on the woman's face - which is also a disturbing picture.
Yup lol. All the time. I'm saying it's disturbing since it's his mother's face that he will be slapping.
27, That sounds pretty dangerous though. If dental floss is tied too tight, wouldn't OP's penis turn purple and fall off?
If you keep it on there for a good few dozen consecutive hours, sure. It'd be hurting long before that would happen.
40, Maybe if it was erect - which is yet another disturbing picture (only because it is his mother that's currently in the room). I'm assuming that during the time that he's tying a lasso around his penis, it IS flaccid. Don't forget it's tiny as well. Clearly not even big enough to be held by 2 fingers.
Don't think you need to be massive to helicopter. I can and I presume I'm fairly average.
#73, I've got lots of spare time on my hands. ;)
Your mom sounds very unpredictable. :P
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I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.