Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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then000bster 16
Say hello to the twins for me!
theaaxis 27
I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.
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Comments (95)
kittenlove11 18
Why not let your inner nudist out its worth a shot maybe then she will stop seeing how crazy you look doing what she is doing
Jpaul512 3
Send her my way
chezgigi 7
If I had a nickel for every time someone told me I couldn't be nude in my own house, I'd be broke. You pay the mortgage, you get to be nude. You pay the rent, you get to dance around naked. Even if you have fourteen breasts, six chins, weigh five hundred pounds, and your choice of music blows. Irrelevant.
annakpok 7
eww
Gabi_FM82 3
Find her pot stash. If she doesn't have it then she'll stop being a naked hippie.