Anonymous
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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IrisKitty
Englewood, United States
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
meeee
Nice to see you
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
welptimetoburntheplacedown
Louisville, United States
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
Username
France
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
MsConfusedd
Hazlet, United States
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Anonymous
Chester, United Kingdom
Keep your secrets, do your own laundry
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Kristopher
United States
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Anonymous
(That's 77° in Freedom Units)
Today, we're having my grandmother over. Because we don't have a guest room, she is sleeping in mine. It is 25°C at night and she is sleeping naked with her dog right next to me. FML
kha
United States
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Anonymous
United States
Let it all dangle
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
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MidnaLink 35
Umm… don’t.
RichardPencil 32
Ask her if among her cleaning supplies, does she have brain bleach? If not, you can always hide out in your room with a blindfold and a bag over your head...and another bag over that.
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MidnaLink 35
Umm… don’t.
RichardPencil 32
Ask her if among her cleaning supplies, does she have brain bleach? If not, you can always hide out in your room with a blindfold and a bag over your head...and another bag over that.
thehaystackerine 20
is she hot?
fjvitt 14
Grandma has a sense of humor...