Miscellaneous: Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling...

By projectfain - 22/05/2013 12:28 - United States - Akron

Today, I e-mailed the on-line instructor for my job, telling her that I had fallen behind in my work due to my grandmother's passing and the subsequent funeral arrangements, but that I would catch up this week. Her reply? "OK. Hope your grandmother gets better soon." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, my English teacher asked me why I didn't have my project completed. Thinking quick on my feet, I told her it was because my grandmother had just passed away. Apparently they go to the same country club and have known each other for years. My teacher started crying and ran out of the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2016 01:15 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, one of my friends made it to school. He has been sick recently, missing days out of the week. When I saw him, I greeted him with, "Were you dying yesterday?" Apparently he wasn't, but his grandmother really did. FML

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By GLHan - 07/03/2014 22:31 - United States - Commack

Today, I asked my boss for a few days off next week, because my grandmother passed away yesterday and I'll need to travel to attend the funeral. His response: "She's dead, you're not. You want time off, then quit." FML

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By atalose - 06/03/2017 07:00 - United States - North Las Vegas

Today, my college professor said that anyone who misses the final next week automatically fails, "even if their grandmother died." My grandmother, the woman who raised me, died last night and her funeral is next week. Same day as the final. Across the country. FML

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By goodstudent - 20/06/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, I left my grandmother's burial to take a midterm. Earlier I e-mailed the professor to ask permission to take it later, and she flat out said "no." I left my grieving family, and traveled hours back to school. I went to class, only to discover that the prof decided to move the exam date. FML

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By Whatever01 - 10/03/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, I called off work saying my Great Grandmother died. A co-worker texted me later asking where and when the funeral was. I made up a lie and said some random funeral home and date. My co-workers sent flowers to the funeral home for condolences. The flowers were returned. FML

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Nice try

By Anonymous - 20/03/2023 23:00 - United States - New York

Today, I told my boss that my grandma died to get a day off work, but then my grandma showed up at the office looking for me because she wanted to go shopping. FML

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By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By ugh - 15/01/2016 16:08 - United States

Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML

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dinosxxrawr 22

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:55

well I'm sure glad this instructor of yours is paying attention.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:56

:( I'm sorry about your grandma

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dinosxxrawr 22

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:55

well I'm sure glad this instructor of yours is paying attention.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:45

I fully agree that it's a bad thing, but the scum in me is saying "the instructor won't notice if you shirk!"

fareith 15

Wednesday 22 May 2013 20:16

Some people are just dumb. It was a simple mistake.

firefighter925 18

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:55

Face Palm

DyslexicPanda 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 7:26

Today, I misread my employee's email and told him that I hope his deceased grandmother "gets better soon". FML.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:56

:( I'm sorry about your grandma

mmizbbz210 13

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:20

i know whats it like to lose a grandmother who you love and have to go through people's ignorance and not paying attention. im so sorry..

ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Wednesday 22 May 2013 20:02

I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me

mmizbbz210 13

Wednesday 22 May 2013 20:19

im sorry your so lonely and desparate...

Cartera 10

Wednesday 22 May 2013 21:39

33 - I'm sorry you trash talk on the Internet and don't know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Xquisite1 28

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:56

Wow, talk about bad reading comprehension skills and just flat out not giving a ****. What a bitch.

Reaper1984 13

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:57

Some people ate just a cheeseburger short of a happy meal, but my condolences to you and your family op.

Reaper1984 13

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:01

are* my fault y'all

JFloUnknown 24

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:03

Made sense in my head.

ksuth 25

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:24

Made sense in my head too. Also kinda made me want to eat a happy meal.

kurodansei 16

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:28

ba ba ba ba baah we got the gist.

fionasupercool 11

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:57

and what exactly are you in training to be...? Though, condolences to you and your family. xx

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Wednesday 22 May 2013 22:52

Does it really matter?

MisterEx 28

Thursday 23 May 2013 3:04

A proof reader. OP is training to be a professional proof reader.

byron17 26

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:58

Well at least they aren't stressing out over you missing anything! Random vacation time!!!!

challan 19

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:58

Training you to be oblivious is she?

SirTalkaton 22

Wednesday 22 May 2013 18:59

Wow... Peoples stupidity never ceases to amaze. Sorry OP about your loss.

Kiki242 19

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:50

I think it was just a brain fart. There have been several. Fmls of people doing this.

oxygenius 14

Wednesday 22 May 2013 19:03

Guess your instructor thought it was another grandmother story (ops, did i just make a pun?) made up by students as an excuse to submit work late. Seemed like he/she stopped reading after the word "grandmother". Nevertheless, my condolences OP!