Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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then000bster 16
Say hello to the twins for me!
theaaxis 27
I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.
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Comments (95)
worldclassrager 41
Stay out for a long time or just stay in your room or invite friends over...I know with guests she will not run around...
thew_fml 14
good for her
Raykyogrou03 12
Well, at least you didn't have your significant other over at the time. Tbh, I'd wait for the house to be empty to walk around naked
firefighter925 18
Will it Noor?? WILL IT!!! lol
vladimirnabokov 15
My dad walks around in his underwear all the time. And my mom pees with the door open. People just like to be naked. Maybe she likes being naked too? I don't think there's anything wrong with that. We all came into this world naked....
perdix 31
#49, underwear is not naked, unless his dick peeks out through the fly. That doesn't happen, does it?
vladimirnabokov 15
I can see your point. I've never seen it but I'm sure my mom has!
fml0505 22
That's better than the dad bath robe, which is never closed..
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Oh god, I have several peeing with the door open stories. One time I was walking from my room to the kitchen and passed by the bathroom. The bathroom had no lights on and the door open and just looking around I peeked in and my aunt was sitting there taking a piss. Her reply? "Can I get some privacy and pee without anybody looking at me?"
buddy51 23
You could stop her by feigning excitement and starting to ********** in synch with her shimmies and shakes... But, on the other hand, that might lead to an even worse FML!
RedPillSucks 33
Yes, then she would have an inner nudist and an outer incest lover.
GrinchFu1 27
Hey, we're all born naked. I know that's your mom but the human body is quite beautiful. Start walking around naked too. She may realize how uncomfortable she is making you if she feels uncomfortable seeing you walk around with you goods on display. Or maybe... you lose an inhibition or two and realize it's not that big of a deal ;-)
Danielle7994 18
Idk. If OP's into seeing moms with sagging, jiggling **** bounce up and down and watching them jiggle their cellulite-covered body around, then yea. A dance off sounds fun.
wlddog 14
Sounds like OP's friend count that comes over is about to change.
derptitude 4
is she hot?