Today, for the fourth time this week, I witnessed my mother dancing around the house naked. Apparently, she is loosening up her "inner nudist" and isn't planning on stopping any time soon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to my mom dancing the hustle naked. With a group of 4 friends. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my mom decided she wants to try a new family bonding experiment: Being naked around the house for an entire week. She wants us all to eat dinner, watch tv, etc. completely naked. She says she will ground me and my siblings if we don't try it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML
Today, I woke up to my mom washing the dishes completely naked. Sadly, I was more surprised by the fact she was doing the dishes than the fact that that she was strutting about in her birthday suit. FML
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then000bster 16
Say hello to the twins for me!
theaaxis 27
I hope for your sake she doesn't invite any "fellow nudists" over for dinner.
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Comments (95)
HaneenDixon 16
Great timing too. It's almost summer. It is getting hot in here, so she's taking off her clothes.
barfcannon 24
My mother had a nudist phase too. She claimed it was menopause making her too hot for clothing but it seemed perfectly timed for when I was deciding whether to move out or not for college.
crazytwinsmom 25
Not a bad plan actually, hmmm.
olpally 33
GIGGITY!!! Lol. Sorry, I had too! But seriously, that's quite disturbing and unusual... Mid life crisis perhaps? So many possibilities. FYL for sure though.
Enslaved 38
"Cent, 5 cent, 10 cent, dollar Dollar, dollar, dollar, dollar" Now you know what to do with your loose change!
RedPillSucks 33
I love that song, but I wouldn't sing it while my mom was prancing around nude.
DeadJuntao 9
Uh...
kemando 22
It's only a matter of time until your "inner nudist" begins to tighten up. Nyohooo. But real, just ignore it >.>
anthony99 14
Sooooo does your mom have a nice rack?
SirTalkaton 22
Lock yourself in your room. Install a secret entrance in and out of the house and put a slot on the bottom of the door for food and beverages. Oh and make sure you have a good computer with wifi. Problem solved.
bach2121 13
Blondfold!!
BobbieH 19
Once you start loosening up your inner nudist there's no turning back to a clothed lifestyle! Sorry OP, I know there are things you just can't un-see or ignore.