Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML
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Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was out riding and a seagull pissed on me. It got in my mouth. FML
Today, I lost my balance trying to get my bag out of my car. In doing so, my lips came in contact with some bird poop. FML
Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML
Today, we took the kids to the local pond near my sister-in-law's to feed the geese. I hadn't been there before, and thought I'd take a picture. I turned around to adjust my camera, but the geese, realizing the feast had ended, took flight. Before I could react I was showered with goose shit. FML
Today, I was refereeing at a kids' soccer tournament and a deer ran across one of the fields. Some of the parents then claimed that a deer on the field meant a free kick. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, it was my first time as a hockey referee, for a game played by 7-year-olds. At one point, a little boy tripped another boy. Doing my job, I gave him 2 minutes in the penalty box. After the game, I was attacked by a mob of parents. I was even given an optometrist's business card. FML
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boomlol 0
he didnt make you.... and learn the words "**** you"
Rhodacious1 0
EW...
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Comments (183)
Mmek 0
you're not required to wear it at all, so you could have let your coach clean it while you played without it. it's only recommended to wear, you're not obliged, YDI
TrueRaiderFan22 0
it wasn't geese shit it was my shit. SORRY. when u gotta go u gotta go.
Dc20229 0
tranny?
aamor01 0
Thats when the girl from the orbitz commercial comes out "dirty mouth? Clean it up for a good clean feeling." Lol
liv4lax44 0
Granby field hockey wins every year! Hell yeah
iluvfmls363 0
I heard that geese poo is extremely toxic D: sucks for u
atishe24 9
YDI for not telling your coach off! It would take just a few moments to clean it! And why would there not be any spares?!
kellandj2019 7
suck it up-if you made it that far in hockey u should be tough
Briiyahh 7
Why did you listen? I wouldn't care if it'd championships I don't put geese poop in my mouth EWWEWW
bloodierframe30 16
Eww