Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML
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Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML
Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML
Today, at a mixed-family game of rugby, my dad resorted to calling me a "goddamned accident" and eventually body-slamming me, just so I'd stop playing long enough for his team to score. FML
Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML
Today, my 6 year-old son and his cousin were play boxing. For fun, I taught them some real moves. I guess my son is a natural but my nephew got hit so hard he fell over and broke his arm. Now I have to explain this to my wife and her sister. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was play-wrestling with my girlfriend. I ended up with a cut, three bruises on my arm and a black eye. She just giggled the entire time. FML
Today, I was babysitting my neighbor's kid. We were playing in the yard, when he fell and got a small scratch on his leg. I gasp, and he takes a huge breath in and yells, "FUUUCK!!!" as loud as possible. The parents thought it was me, and the mother slapped me in the face. FML
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davincidasecond 24
Grounded. For. Life.
604 11
Sounds like two guys in the house need to be grounded.
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mergeterge 24
I'm not usually a proponent of corporal punishment, but your son needs his ass kicked.
nevilninja 9
Shoving happens in sports so I really don't think you should have yelled at him for that. His response was wrong and disrespectful though and your husband should have backed you up.
labaro19 17
I think there are two people that need to be grounded
willysgrl 1
If that was my 15 year old son, I would ground him for the rest of his life! My son was not raised to act that way or to even say things like that. As a parent, you must raise them in the right way and if he still goes down that path all you can do is pray he makes the right choices and be there when he falls to help pick up the pieces.
JefferyLillie 16
I don't care if he was 15 or 50 my kid ever said that to my wife. He would get his butt whooped. I would laugh when I was alone.
MrSmush 19
Your son has got some balls
dc2fresh 15
its just a game. Dont be so up tight
Kylz 15
Honestly most of you take this way too seriously. I doubt he actually meant to hurt his mom like that. She blew up on him and he did the same thing back. He's 15, he's dumb and makes mistakes. There were times when I accidentally cussed at my parents but I didn't just get my ass beat and then grounded for life or anything. That's overboard for a few words. She should talk to her son and make sure it's clear that he can't talk to her like that... as for the husband, I don't really know what to say for him
austinn_lynn 10
Your son needs help. A lot of if...
liza1922 7
Is he just copying how his father talks to (about) you?