By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML
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SomeBossOnHere 5

Ouch... Holding a bit of a grudge huh?

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FMLandurstoo 9

Just get out of the ******* way then!

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SomeBossOnHere 5

Ouch... Holding a bit of a grudge huh?

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Skittlepickle 13

Take his lacrosse stick and get some sweet revenge.

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shellz102 12

Now that is what I call "tough love"

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Scumbag dad seems to take lacrosse too seriously. I think he was more intent on getting revenge than on actually playing the game. You know what they say, it's not who wins or loses, but how you play the game. And OP, your dad plays like an asshole. I'm extremely sorry for your maniacal father, OP.

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CaptTeemo 10

I don't even want to think what would happen of you took his lacrosse stick

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Bekeliyr 10

Haha maybe he's just trying to toughen you up. But in all serious I hope you didn't get whacked by the stick or the ball cause those are so painful. Especially when you get nailed in the shin with a stick.

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icrest80 4

He shouldnt be intentionally trying to hit her. A kid from my school last summer was hit in the chest with a lacrosse ball and he got a heart attack only to be saved by a defribulator. The trainer who used them had never even used them before

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ItsPersonal 6

76-so you hope he didn't get hit with a stick or the ball but in the FML it states the OP got nailed in the heart eventually after repeatedly being aimed for...what the hell do you think he got hit with?

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srgsk9 9

One of the reasons NYS coaches have to carry defibrillators now is because a kid in our Section was drilled in the chest with a lacrosse ball. His heart stopped, and the kid died at the scene. Tell your Dad he's a ******** for me.

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anoellem 1

Sounds like you were being annoying... Sorry he handled it like that though.

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_ebbonyy 11

i don't think 'being annoying' deserves a hard hit to the chest though! only in severe cases; and this does not seem worthy.

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_ebbonyy 11

. I don't know why this posted too D:

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kamikrazy 6

I think your dad wanted a boy. I'm just assuming.

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iLickRainbows 2

Are you saying girls can't play lacrosse?!

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PlasticSand 6

Wait, who said that?

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dhbeaver 9

No, your just a dumbass. @ ilickrainbows

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anoellem 1

No I don't think that deserves it either. That's why I said sorry he reacted that way.

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KevinFlynn 13

how the hell was she being annoying?

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The_Hitdude 12

Sounds to me like you were sulking in the corner, and you're leaving some things out of the FML. Regardless, FYL.

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FMLandurstoo 9

Just get out of the ******* way then!

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geerod22 5

Get out of the way of golf ball(ish) sized projectiles flying at your chest from random directions at insane speeds? Unless OP is Noor, she'd have a pretty tough time with that.

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outch_fml 0

Plus it's freaking heavy, and i have seen people get knocked out when someone throws it at full speed towards the sideline knocking out a parent

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iheartstewie7 5

4- your picture goes so well with your comment because Herbert has a walker xD

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buck33 14

37 - it's barely smaller than a baseball. 41 - they aren't too heavy, but it is solid rubber and hurts terribly, especially taking shots. Trust me, in a defender. Haha.

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t765234 10

63- Yeah, but it hurts them more when you crush them.

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buck33 14

Crush them? Do you mean crush a defender? Impossible.

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t765234 10

73- No, I mean crush the attackers, defense FTW.

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buck33 14

Haha down with the attackmen! Crooked arrows ftw! By the way OP's dad is an idiot

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TheKingsJester 5

It's a bit bigger than that.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

You love balls. Maybe it's a sign

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benikki 0

This is a stupid thing to say.. Just iggnorant!!!

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meihua 19

Don't see why your getting thumbed down- nice FML reference.

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wallandpiece 16

If he was trying to pass it off as accidental, what the **** did he say he was aiming for?

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danishbagel 3

Maybe a head-shaped goal.

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YacL 15

Mature Dad is mature.

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kandi_kid69 15

Immature dad is immature*

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GawdamitNappa 4

Sarcastic comment is sarcastic

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MysticKnight 3

Your mom is your mom

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CryMoreFMLs 14

84 - Way to ruin all the fun...

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Angel157 8

Wow! He sounds a little immature!!! Sorry

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TheFamilyElf 17

I think you both sound like lovely people. F the lives of the rest of the people at the game that had to watch and listen to the two of you bitch at each other.

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onlychildFTW 33

I'd take one of those lacrosse sticks and have it find his face a few times. But that's just my mean side showing through.

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onlychildFTW 33

I'd take one of those lacrosse sticks and have it find his face a few times. But that's just my mean side showing through.

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TheFamilyElf 17

I think you both sound like lovely people. F the lives of the rest of the people at the game that had to watch and listen to the two of you bitch at each other. Edit: sorry everybody, it wouldn't post the comment then it ended up posting twice. I feel awkward.

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