mergeterge

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  • Bellingham, WA, United States
  • 29 years old
  • Tuesday 04 May 1993
  • In a relationship
About Mergeterge
Bellinghamster WWU graduate Mommy to a Wheaton terrier
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  • The thumb strikes back

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • I never take things to heart

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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  • The Mixer

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • Judgmental

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    83%

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  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
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  • YDI Master

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    16%

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OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.

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