mergeterge

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Bellinghamster WWU graduate Mommy to a Wheaton terrier
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kunjac0945 tells us more.

OP here. For clarity's sake, this actually happened to me several years ago, on the first day of my summer break. I had to spend the rest of break, as well as my birthday in a cast.