Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML
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bobdole
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are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.
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Gorsbug823
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haha that's funny
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chelzy
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so true. I would love to see that. btw, u just got pent up the ass.
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WTFbbqLOLcatz
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Haha, that is a damn good one:)
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Capybara
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Like father like son, sadly.
If this is true, your family has some serious issues.
If this is true, your family has some serious issues.
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icekitten14
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Holy crap I hope it's a guy, just so OP can say that.
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crissycat07
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aweee D:
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CaptainCasual
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Might need to work on your attitude a bit. Normally, parent's don't call their children bitches unless they deserve the title.
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Sunbolt
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or their drunk as shit
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Angi95
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Or bad parents.
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EmoRockChic
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That's not true..... I would know.....
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feven
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Is that why you're an emo chick sweetie?
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Kazze
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I see you earned the title, 100.
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carpenoctern
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This isn't true; I've been called a bitch and worse by my mum for not bringing my laptop home from boarding school so she can use it.
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proofofapyro
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That's fucking hilarious
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blacklagoon_fml
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Sounds like a problem family... little kid calling people a bitch, you being a bitch enough for your parents to actually use the word, especially when a 6 year old can hear.
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bezach
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my step dad uses fuck in every sentance and if I say hell I get grounded for a mount h...god I hate step parents
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alwaysalady
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kids are like sponges. they soak it all in and then drip out information at inappropriate moments.
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fairygirl88
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lol
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ChelzTheWolfGirl
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Definitely using that comparison from now on. :)
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ZING_MASTER
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INTERGENERATIONAL ZING!!!
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MxTori
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OD. I would have slapped him, then ask.
If this is true, your family has some serious issues.