Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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Top comments
KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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CCLemon 0
to #19 The fact of the matter is, people wont know it's fake. The fake fur will still support the idea that wearing fur is cool because it looks good. It's like joining an anti-smoking campaign, but walking around with a cigarette in your mouth because it looks cool. You aren't actually smoking it, but giving the appearance you are to look cool. You're still supporting the idea of it with a fake version by admitting it's something desirable. You might not intend for that to be the result, but it still happens.
survivalism 0
PETA is a group of hypocritical, animal-murdering, scumbag bullies. Just so we're all clear.
theannoyingone 0
FYL. make them pay for the damages :)
4ube_fml 6
You deserved it, being a vegan and animal rights activists, you should not push into the fashion of wearing fur, even when it's not real. I agree wth 43 Anyway PETA, like said 44, are a bunch of assholes, they euthanase 2/3 of the animals they "save" from being euthanasied.. besides, being type 1 diabetic (you know, when you have to shoot yourself insulin.. you know, insulin developed by medical labs.. ) and saying "i'm not an hypocrit, i need my life to fight for the animals" and burning down the SAME LABS that help developed your threatment... And you know who said that ? the number 2 at PETA...
dragonmystik3030 0
from what i have read and what they have admited to, wouldnt peta be classified as a terrorist organisation?? maybe the only reason they are "protected" is because of the hollywood retards who suport them just to make themselfs look good. im a animal lover but they are just retards
quesoesbueno59 0
This is why I despise PETA. Along with the vegan thing.
hpnerd 0
I call BS. Because "numerous PETA activists" just happen to carry around red liquid regularly. I thought that sort of thing was reserved only for pro-fur fashion events? Do most PETA members carry around a bottle filled with red liquid to throw at anyone they see in fur?
alki_fml 5
I'm suprised they even had time to do this ... usually they're too busy euthanising animals they've "rescued"..
Yuuhi 0
that's only a proof Y'all so ******* stupid....your teeth were designed to eat me, so was your stomach...so stop goin against nature....YFDI
IndigoFuckYou 9
you, sir, just made yourself sound like an idiot.
prince_jimmy907 12
no its true to an extent. Humans are omnivores (plant AND meat eaters) and that is why i eat meat. sure i oppose the ways they are treated but i enjoy eating meat so i will continue to do so. i will not starve myself by eating things i do not enjoy but that doesn't mean i won't step in to stop the companies that treat those animals wrong. You can eat organic meat which is treated a lot better than non organic meat. You don't have to completely stop eating meat to stand against animal cruelty.
thedman696969 0
#1 why would animal rights activists oppose FAKE fur