Haircut and Kids: Hair care

Hair care

By hairball - 22/04/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, my shower is being renovated so I washed my hair in the kitchen sink. I put my two year-old son on the counter next to me so I could keep him close. As I was rinsing out my hair, my son started playing with the light switches. He flicked the garbage disposal by accident. FML

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By Getthelysol - 10/10/2018 05:00

Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML

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By amber s - 18/10/2022 22:00

Today, my idiot son tried to load the dishwasher while the dishes inside were clean. FML

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That's not a child, that's a bio-hazard!

By Anonymous - 08/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Thomasville

Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML

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By jbhadafuckedupday - 15/03/2018 01:30

Today, my 3-year-old came to me very excited because he had gone to the bathroom by himself for the first time. What he did not tell me was that he had shit on the floor, and when I went into the bathroom to check, I slipped on a turd and knocked myself out on the sink. FML

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By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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By Ndanick1193 - 17/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I found out that if you let your son install a new shower head, he won't tighten it properly. So when you turn the shower on, it will shoot out at rocket speed, hitting you in the face. Then when you grab the shower handle to prevent yourself falling backwards, you will just rip that out and hit your head again. FML

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Panic! In the Bathroom

By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By FullMonty - 15/09/2012 23:26 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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Constant surveillance

By mister fixit? more like mister fuxit - 25/11/2024 03:00 - United States - New York

Today, I made the mistake of taking apart and fixing a malfunctioning toaster in front of my five year-old. Two hours later, he tried to take apart a lamp that was plugged in. He shocked himself, broke the lamp, and set the carpet on fire. FML

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5bye7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:52

ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

Arlitto 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:30

Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

Comments

Arlitto 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:30

Murphy's law: It hit you where it hurt.

michael32123 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 6:18

penis

Izzi_Swim 0

Thursday 17 November 2011 16:03

126: yes this is very funny to say penis I am laughing like no other.... Ydi to OP tho.. Is it okay just to leave you child in his or her crib (or bring it near u) so u can just watch him?? Is that too hard??

truslide 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:45

ichi

daniisme 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 4:52

no, San. x]

KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:34

Well girls with too much hair are overrated anyway. Nothing hotter than a bald shiny headed woman. HOT....

lilbit101 0

Monday 5 April 2010 5:01

look whoes talkin #2 ur a man and have a full head of damn hair

poochpod 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 7:29

agreed

5bye7 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:52

ok well it probably scared you, but im sure your hair wasn't down the drain.

calichic101 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 22:37

yah seriously ur hair would have to b down the drain for anything to happen :/

sporteeholmes01 15

Saturday 21 December 2013 5:34

Hopefully it wasn't!!! That would be terrible

Fenali 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:01

Actually truslide, you're not ichiban

michellaneous 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:02

okay this was somewhat funny, but fyl indeed.

piderman13 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:02

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

Thursday 23 September 2010 3:43

especially a dumb kid.

unlocker 0

Friday 24 December 2010 13:30

your mums abortion failed

afulks78 11

Sunday 16 October 2011 6:02

^ your hot ;)

mojo_jojo 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:04

So... did your hair get caught or something? If your hair did somehow end up in the nasty garbage disposal (which sounds incredibly unlikely), then you kind of missed the point of washing hair.

smartalek 2

Sunday 5 June 2011 6:05

okay are you f-tarded? garbage disposals are like the drain, but instead of just pipes it has blades. if she has long hair, it would go down there then slide out. her kid turned it on, her hair was down there and WHOOSH blades are on. that's how.

goathumpy 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:10

#7 has a good point..there's no reason at all for you to ever have your hair IN the garbage disposal when you're trying to clean it, so odds are it just scared you a little. Not really all that FML-worthy..unless you WERE putting your hair in the garbage disposal. In which case YDI and you fail at washing hair.