Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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jd254 2
i'm sure from this long pose that it's already said and done, but: 1. Break PETA's member's faces. 2. Serves you right. You support animal rights but you are willing to pay a lot of money for the fur look?
deni_kaos 0
i am vegan too, but i would never wear faux fur. not because it promotes fur, but because fur, real or not, is just tacky. it is messed up what PETA supposedly did (i know a great bunch of PETA members, and frequent peta2.com for info on what is and is not vegan) and i believe red paint throwing went out in the 80's after they started getting in boatloads of trouble for it. i think i am gonna have to call zombie BS on this one.
ozymandias_fml 0
This is indeed a great FYL -- at least it is easy to fix. They sell meat in stores these days, and at almost every restaurant. Within 15 minutes, you can get that Veganism cleared right up!
Matu92 0
PETA eat dick You didn't deserve that.
morgan_5230 0
aww, I hate PETA. they're so ridiculous.
that_guy01 0
PETA sucks. I would have lost my shit if i'd have been pelted by red liquid, especially by PETA. Somebody was losing teeth.
tehhotness 0
YDI for being a vegan
libertyprime 0
This is why PETA is worthless as an organization. They really have no idea what they're doing.
ohheytheree 0
if your a vegan why on earth would you wear even fake fur? i'm vegitarian also and i dont wear fake fur because it still supports fur as a trend. YDI.
ammali 0
#108, YES! Maddox ftw :D