Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML
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Today, I went on a date with a great vegan guy in my class. We went to a vegi-restaurant, I dutifully ate all the meatless dishes, but he seemed pissed about something, and other diners kept giving me angry looks. After we left, I realised I'd worn my leather jacket to the date. FML
Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML
Today, I realized I've become a stereotypical militant vegan when I told a friend that we should start raising Lone Star ticks and dropping them around town so we could spread meat allergies and force people to eat vegan. FML
Today, I was protesting for animal rights. On my way home, I accidentally hit a pig with my car. I freaked out and got out to check to see if it was OK. It knocked me over, spraining my wrist, and it pissed all over my pants. FML
Today, I was lectured by a self-professed vegan over my "barbaric" eating habits, in between her scarfing down a tuna fish sandwich. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go vegan after watching a PETA video. She began this new-found lifestyle by throwing out all of the non-vegan items in the house, including some prime rib we had recently purchased, all of our ice cream, and my chocolate stash. FML
Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
Today, I was called ugly and viciously ridiculed by a couple of teenage girls. They were wearing uggs and vests that made them look like a freak-show of bleached pomeranians. FML
Today, my boss was hosting some client representatives for a meeting and had offered to buy everyone lunch. The "healthy" place he's ordering from made me sick last time, so I'd politely opted out. At lunch, the reps glared at me in the meeting room as I ate my homemade chili con carne. Turns out they're all vegans. FML
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KeithHarris 0
Serves you right for wearing fake animals. Next time wear the real thing so you'll at least deserve getting pelted with fake animal blood. :-D PETA members are dicks.
michellaneous 0
whats with the red liquids lately? well, PETA is a bit extreme, but they shouldn't be going around bombarding people with red liquids!
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Comments (510)
HBubble 3
Peta are just a bunch of ignorant terrorists. I hope you reported them to the police.
padlarf 14
WTF. Those bloody ecoterrorist don't have the right to do that.
fif1189 0
Yet another reason why PETA blows. And I support a lot of animal rights groups too. Just not PETA.
mehungie2 3
PETA is out of control anyways, you don't just attack people. I'll give the OP the benefit of the doubt
mojo_jojo 0
Another FML about expensive clothes being destroyed by colored liquids? The moderators definitely have a type.
tempaccount 0
PETA attracts psychos, they make animal rights activists look like idiots.
niceguy 0
god damn PETA. they are nuts and they screw up the environment. near where i live they set a bunch of minx free from a minx farm and that screwed up the local ecosystem.
scribble87 0
Agreed. PETA members are retards.
delphina 0
Wtf do you mean, why would someone wear fake fur as a vegetarian? I've been a vegetarian for over eight years and I wear fake fur. It's not the real thing, so it hurts nothing. That's like me saying, "oh, why do you have a water gun if you're for strict gun control? It doesn't hurt anything and it's not the real thing, but still, you shouldn't have something that represents it." Just because you don't believe in something doesn't mean you can't have the non-harmful version of it. Christ, this place is judgment central. Either way, PETA has no right to destroy anything, whether or not they believe in it, so how can it be a YDI? It's her property either way and that's illegal. It's so not a YDI.
iPsycho 4
That's true. The whole fake fur thing is like yelling at a vegetarian for eating a veggie burgwr
samsam23t 8
ops a vegan and if you are a Vegan you shouldn't wear animal Products it's a huge Hippocratic thing to do .if your doing it for animal rights reason s and not health.
gottabekidding 0
Can someone please stop PETA? They're acting too aggressively.I love animals, but while animals are being hurt, PETA is too busy doing this nonsense and harassing people.
coffeygirl12 14
I agree (: I love animals but PETA is going a little bit too far