Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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tjv3 10
What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron
HouseElf 13
You never know what to expect at a Walmart.
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Comments (169)
MDTeddy 13
She must have cheated to get through high-school or she dropped out. Some people are just ******* stupid...like celebs for example. A lot are just not intelligent at all.
TechFire 25
I had to double-check which one the second amendment was after reading this, since I just couldn't believe that someone could that dumb. Unfortunately, I was right in what I thought it was -.-
Jharrist89 12
Someone needs a quick lesson on our Constitutional rights one more time Lmao!
doglover100 29
She needs to re read her amendments
pixie_pix13 16
I'm just guessing you work at wallmart
interesting33 37
That is awful! you could charge her with assault. I can't believe she slapped you! A complete stranger!
SpamPam 18
Sounds like she doesn't know what the 2nd amendment is
skyeyez9 25
Didn't you know? The 2nd Amendment is "The freedom to have 348 items in the 10 items or less checkout line."
ajh557 22
Well first off Walmart is the devil, their employes are under paid and their goal it to ruin small businesses sure everything's cheap but the long term price would be a wreaked economy so just quit OP that place is a joke
AliceAristocrat 12
You see, some people can't afford to "just quit" their job. Walmart is evil but people still need jobs.
allliseee 8
and the lesson is: never touch old witches