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Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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I once got into a lot of trouble with my fiancée when I failed to give her a bite of my hotdog.. girls take this food sharing stuff seriously.

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I like having both crispy bacon and ... Floppy? Bacon... Uncrispy? bacon at the same time. Sorry brain fart. The non-crispy word eludes me.

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Lol as a server, our restaurant calls 'floppy bacon' LIMP. Which makes the immature part of me giggle every time I write the order for it

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(I'll disregard your first sentence cuz I'm nice ._.) I'd assume that considering it complicated is relative to the average "level of complicatedness". Once something goes overboard and the shit hits the fan things become "complicated".

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He said he would disregard her FIRST sentence. Not the second. -.- Read the comment properly before you reply. :/

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Oh get over it my comment was not meant to be a reply and did not need to to be regarded by him anyway. That's my opinion I don't give a shit how complicated my relationship is. I'd rather right some jaded status then change to "it's complicated"

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That's all good, my girlfriend and I got in an argument and without telling her I just changed my relationship status to "single". Later she messages me saying "dis you seriously just break up with me over Facebook without even telling me" I replied with "I did? Whoops, I meant to change it to "it's complicated";)" ...I got slapped the next day...

She's being a naive child. Talk to her about it, maybe she thinks that you didn't take her serious enough because you didn't give her the last cookie.. -.-' And.. Girls' mind are very complicated.. Sometimes you need to find a way to understand it.. Or not xD Depends on you OP :P

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How can you take someone serious if they decide that their relationship can be changed because of one fucking cooky... I mean cookie.

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OP's girlfriend IS kinda cooky, isn't she? Or is it "kooky"? Anyway, OP, FYL. As a guy who once dated a female who was (and still is) quite immature, take my advice: find yourself a woman. Not a girl. A woman. Good luck.

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That's why I said she's a naive child! And OP can choose to understand her or not. Who knows, maybe they are young, maybe the girl thinks that a freaking cookie matters. OP should seriously think about talking to her. Kk?

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Me = girl. Beer good. Sex good. Work money. Keep your dick out of others vaginas. Cookies can be shared. No complexity at all.

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Was it a fig newton? I might pull the same thing as that's a pretty serious matter. But wait... Those aren't cookies!! Theirs fruit and cake

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Lol it's fine, you seem chill (Fig Newtons are awesome) so I didn't say anything negative about it. :P I just thought it looked funny.

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