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Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

By danthecomplicate / Thursday 29 September 2011 02:28 / United States
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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

(I'll disregard your first sentence cuz I'm nice ._.) I'd assume that considering it complicated is relative to the average "level of complicatedness". Once something goes overboard and the shit hits the fan things become "complicated".

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  alexchiltonLC  |  7

Oh get over it my comment was not meant to be a reply and did not need to to be regarded by him anyway. That's my opinion I don't give a shit how complicated my relationship is. I'd rather right some jaded status then change to "it's complicated"

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  middlekid2  |  5

That's all good, my girlfriend and I got in an argument and without telling her I just changed my relationship status to "single". Later she messages me saying "dis you seriously just break up with me over Facebook without even telling me" I replied with "I did? Whoops, I meant to change it to "it's complicated";)" ...I got slapped the next day...

By  KiKiomggg  |  1

She's being a naive child. Talk to her about it, maybe she thinks that you didn't take her serious enough because you didn't give her the last cookie.. -.-' And.. Girls' mind are very complicated.. Sometimes you need to find a way to understand it.. Or not xD Depends on you OP :P

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  TorturedXeno  |  27

OP's girlfriend IS kinda cooky, isn't she? Or is it "kooky"? Anyway, OP, FYL. As a guy who once dated a female who was (and still is) quite immature, take my advice: find yourself a woman. Not a girl. A woman. Good luck.

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  KiKiomggg  |  1

That's why I said she's a naive child! And OP can choose to understand her or not. Who knows, maybe they are young, maybe the girl thinks that a freaking cookie matters. OP should seriously think about talking to her. Kk?

By  BIGBOY4rmAHM  |  19

You shouldve gave it to her. It always pays to be a sweetheart to women haha

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