By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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_streets_ 19

Some people take that shit seriously. C'mon dude, didn't you know cookies are the most important part of a relationship?

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iMISFIT 0

It's not official till it's Facebook official!

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zbajis 7

48- crispy bacon for guys and cookies for girls!

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ImOlivia 5

No! I'd prefer crispy bacon over a cookie any day.

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RetardedBullFrog 4

One does not eat the last piece of cookie w/o consent . . .

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False_Stupidity 41

I once got into a lot of trouble with my fiancée when I failed to give her a bite of my hotdog.. girls take this food sharing stuff seriously.

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DoubleDose 0

just tell her you were going to give it to homeless orphans.

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scrapmetal58 9

I like having both crispy bacon and ... Floppy? Bacon... Uncrispy? bacon at the same time. Sorry brain fart. The non-crispy word eludes me.

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scrapmetal58 9

Chewy! There, found it. Chewy bacon and crispy bacon together.

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DawnMarie11 0

Lol as a server, our restaurant calls 'floppy bacon' LIMP. Which makes the immature part of me giggle every time I write the order for it

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StoryOfTheYear 14

There's an easy solution to this, and it's not complicated at all. Dump her ass.

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alexchiltonLC 7

What a dumb relationship status. What relationship isn't complicated?

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StoryOfTheYear 14

(I'll disregard your first sentence cuz I'm nice ._.) I'd assume that considering it complicated is relative to the average "level of complicatedness". Once something goes overboard and the shit hits the fan things become "complicated".

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alexchiltonLC 7

Ok...didn't really mean to reply to you anyway, my bad.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

I'd believe you, but your profile would lead me to think otherwise.

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Palirose 22

I agree to dump her. Because if shes that immature. Than the stress isn't worth it.

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allinicolesmh 0

"I'll disregard your comment, but here just let me tell you off..."

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ImOlivia 5

He said he would disregard her FIRST sentence. Not the second. -.- Read the comment properly before you reply. :/

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alexchiltonLC 7

Oh get over it my comment was not meant to be a reply and did not need to to be regarded by him anyway. That's my opinion I don't give a shit how complicated my relationship is. I'd rather right some jaded status then change to "it's complicated"

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stacianichole 2

Why advertise problems within a personal intimate relationship on the Internet in the first place?? WHY???

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jizzwold 21

Well 166 that is because most women require drama to make them feel better about their lives.

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miserypoison 13

Who does she think she is? The cookie monster?

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mishkaroni 15

Thanks for my LOL for the night!

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fallsupstairs 6

Damn, I wish I could like this comment more than once!

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

No, we dropped Cookie Monster in the Congo after he escaped rehab again. OP's girlfriend is just a whiny bitch.

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MagicallyFat 12

Give that bitch a cookie. Bitches love cookies

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middlekid2 5

That's all good, my girlfriend and I got in an argument and without telling her I just changed my relationship status to "single". Later she messages me saying "dis you seriously just break up with me over Facebook without even telling me" I replied with "I did? Whoops, I meant to change it to "it's complicated";)" ...I got slapped the next day...

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KiKiomggg 1

She's being a naive child. Talk to her about it, maybe she thinks that you didn't take her serious enough because you didn't give her the last cookie.. -.-' And.. Girls' mind are very complicated.. Sometimes you need to find a way to understand it.. Or not xD Depends on you OP :P

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StoryOfTheYear 14

How can you take someone serious if they decide that their relationship can be changed because of one ******* cooky... I mean cookie.

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KiKiomggg 1

That's why I said she's a naive child! And OP can choose to understand her or not. Who knows, maybe they are young, maybe the girl thinks that a freaking cookie matters. OP should seriously think about talking to her. Kk?

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ikickgingers 15

Me = girl. Beer good. Sex good. Work money. Keep your dick out of others vaginas. Cookies can be shared. No complexity at all.

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jizzwold 21

Alright what kind of competition are we going to hold to decide who can marry ikickgingers?

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harleyq132 2

dont b stingy bro, if u give her your cookie, she might give you some of hers ;)

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

You shouldve gave it to her. It always pays to be a sweetheart to women haha

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Freeze_fml 16

Make it simple and dump her. Then give her a cookie.

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Glockinator 2

Was it a fig newton? I might pull the same thing as that's a pretty serious matter. But wait... Those aren't cookies!! Theirs fruit and cake

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Glockinator 2

I totally meant they're. It's 340am and I just worked a 14 hour shift. I'm allowed one fail for the day

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Lol it's fine, you seem chill (Fig Newtons are awesome) so I didn't say anything negative about it. :P I just thought it looked funny.

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ImOlivia 5

I think I may be the only person in the world who truly HATES Fig Newtons.

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itzthomas 0

Definetly not the only one who truly hates those disgusting things.

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jizzwold 21

I'm afraid I am. And don't call me people.

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Glockinator 2

I am the pickiest eater ever but those little fruit and cake things are amazing to me

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