Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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tjv3 10
What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron
HouseElf 13
You never know what to expect at a Walmart.
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songtrees 8
at least you are permitted to turn people away. at my store, we are obligated to take them. doesn't matter if it's two card loads. we can't say no. so suck it up.
HarroIAmBob 21
sue her for physical assault. when she complains about the second amendment, show her what the second amendment actually is.
teratryte 4
Something tells me that you don't fully understand the process of suing someone.
InfernoVivo 12
Did you not let her bear her arms in the checkout lane?
Not_Impressed13 9
You should have had the police called and had her charged. A restraining order would be fun, too. She would never be able to shop there anymore! ;)
onorexveritas 24
I read you op
pathogeek 10
Stupid customer or not, it's against company policy to say anything to them concerning their number of items.
SpamPam 18
Assault is also illegal
monnanon 14
then why have an express lane if you cant enforce it. i have seen people that have been asked to move before so maybe its just certain companies.
bluevayero 42
'MURICA
Vogue2 8
I'm a Canadian, and even I know what the 2nd amendment is.
mandiebrown91 4
i work at walmart too, so i understand completely.
sailorarctic 22
as a csm at walmart all I can say is you're lucky you didn't get a coaching to go along with that slap. you can't turn a customer away from the express line, even if they're way over the limit. next time, suck it up, paste a smile on, and take care of the customer. let the other people in line ridicule them and when they ask why you didn't turn her away tell them you're not allowed. believe me it works.
mojo884ever 1
#113 is spot on. I work as a floor supervisor in a large grocery chain, and you're there to check the customer out. If they come through your express lone with a full basket of groceries, you smile, ask them how their shopping trip was and check them out.
monnanon 14
ffs grow a damn pair. if you have an express line then bloody well enforce it. you are pissing off everyone in that line because you let that person through and saying "im not allowed" doesnt cut it. seriously i have never hewrd anything so damned stupid, oh we have an express linn but not the power to keep it that way. sheesh the policy makers at wallmart must be sewn up the back i work in the service industry too and you cant keep everyone happy so why not try to keep the majority happy.
Not_Impressed13 9
However, there is nothing to stop all other customers from making comments about how stupid another customer is. "Haha! Look at that idiot woman! she can't even count to potato!"