Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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tjv3 10
What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron
HouseElf 13
You never know what to expect at a Walmart.
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alphatoomega 21
Am I the only one wondering what the hell this rant could have sounded like?
jackiemora 18
Oh jeez some people
brandoneyez1 25
Clearly uneducated... Doesn't know her amendments at all!
vonnieberdkan 8
as a cashier myself It ticks me off when someone with 58 items comes through the express lane. if someone had flipped at me like that I would have told them right where to go. definitely didnt deserve it!!
NameInvalid 9
is everything cleared up?
PrincessPesa 20
"Ma'am, MA'AM! Put the bananas down and put your hands in the air! ...Now, reach down and slowly remove your head from your ass." Congratulations on surviving your encounter with an absolutely dunderheaded madwoman, OP.
shitsville 13
Correct me if I'm wrong, as I don't live in the U.S, but isn't the "Second amendment" the right to bear arms?
SpamPam 18
Yes. " the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed"
twinkiefeets 17
People really enforce that rule? You can't find anything at work to do other than counting the items in the check out line?
outoftown 27
When OP works the express line, it's his JOB to enforce it. Customers mostly love it. Kudos to OP for doing his job even if weapons or ammo are involved.
bombtastic 10
dude. if you were a cashier at walmart working the express lines, you would know why we do it. its called EXPRESS for a reason. and it blows to have pissed off customers if you do let somebody in that has well over a reasonable amount.
twinkiefeets 17
Dude. I guess I need to get a cashier job at walmart so I can have two homes too.
bombtastic 10
dude. i cant have two homes? well damn. sucks for my boyfriend and my father.
squideth 18
88 nice self-righteous attitude you got going on there, real respectable. You're way more superior than any Walmart cashier for sure.
NewYorkMexPR 14
I really dont care about this post.
Shorty777 4
I would have let her have her right to be arrested for assault.