Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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tjv3 10
What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron
HouseElf 13
You never know what to expect at a Walmart.
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Comments (169)
jrock9093 18
your 2nd amendment right is the right to bare arms????? don't get this op
HarroIAmBob 21
thats why he posted "I've no ******* idea whats wrong with people", dumbass.
ecascio2010 9
You should have called the police, she assaulted you... Stupid people...
Ziggy122 15
I really ******* hate my country sometimes. Sorry, rest of the world. We're not ALL blithering idiots, I swear.
SpamPam 18
Don't let her actions represent our country. Instead we should let the good Samaritans, doctors, scholars, and Heroes represent our country.
Alikia96 20
Omy... Reading this made me angry. Smh, stupid people
abcdog123 16
im not too familiar with the constitutions in the US but doesn't the 2nd amendment have to do with the right to be armed? We know the woman can't count, but apparently she can't read either!! shoulda practiced your second amendment and whooped her ass out of being stupid.
simsgirlgem 25
Okay it depends was it one maybe two items that really didn't matter or was it like thirty over cause if its the second yeah she's a wench for yelling at you
OverFlash 15
But then you have to draw a line. Which means that "10 items or less" becomes "X items or less", then people try to bully for even more. Eventually, there's no such thing as a express lane.
Stefanie88 24
OP said it was well over 10 Items... I'm assuming that's more than 11 or 12.
abcdog123 16
I wouldn't **** walmart, not my type if you know what i mean. kinda cheap but at the end of the day its whateverr gets the job done that matters ;)
bombtastic 10
who said anything about screwing walmart..
mandiebrown91 4
the name on the post says **** you walmart
needsagf14 12
28th Amendment: All citizens shall have the freedom to shopping lines.
funsizedbecka 9
Did you smack her back? Or call the police?
chinagirl3343 8
You were slapped!!! Call the cops! Dear lord I really hope she doesn't procreate.