Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML
Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
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tjv3 10
What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron
HouseElf 13
You never know what to expect at a Walmart.
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TiffGreen 11
I'm not gonna lie that is freakin hilarious!!! Haha
jreid21 6
...And this is why America is mocked in other countries
akdakine1981 3
I seriously doubt this happened
sythe511 28
Life Truth number 83638: The general public can usually be considered to be complete idiots.
Vannitas 5
She must've been trying to buy bear arms xD
gremlin_bros 19
You violated her right to keep and bear arms??? Ok we know she has never read the bill of rights, and she's a dumb ass. I'm sorry for your pain if it were me I would have lost my job because I'd beat the shit out of her for assaulting me and claim self defense then sue the department store for wrongful termination as it was self defense
RealmOfShadows 15
oh trust me...I deal with that kind of crap every day where I work. and it's not Walmart lol
fml0505 22
peopleofwalmart.. great site check it out.
awisewoman 2
Only in America!
SinfulEnd 20
Violating her "Second " amendment? you don't work for a gun smith, do you?