FML : Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By a - / Thursday 21 May 2009 19:18 / United Kingdom

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By isquaredkeepingitreal | 23

#7551128 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 23:18

I'm surprised by the lack of comments and that I agree has double the votes than YDI.

By really_dad? | 13

#7531946 - Sunday 20 August 2017 19:43

good luck in the future

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By really_dad? | 13

#7531946 - Sunday 20 August 2017 19:43

good luck in the future

By isquaredkeepingitreal | 23

#7551128 - Tuesday 10 October 2017 23:18

I'm surprised by the lack of comments and that I agree has double the votes than YDI.

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By lilly1105 - / Monday 15 July 2013 13:19 / United States - Clemson

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