Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML
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BigShOtz07
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This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*
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notjanedoe
| 27
That reminds me of cows *udders*.
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BigShOtz07
| 5
This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*
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gc327072
| 29
That reminds me of window coverings. *shudders*
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notjanedoe
| 27
That reminds me of cows *udders*.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
Th-th-that reminds me of... st-st-*stutters*
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Nutz101
| 7
Best comments ever
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TwiztedYuri
| 9
which reminds me of uuuuunnnhhhh... "nutted"
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lonewolf621
| 17
This reminds me of birds,
"flutters"
"flutters"
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Bloodjoker
| 11
Vagina-Dentata!
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Wizardo
| 33
Reminds me of an old car *sputters*
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pkom96
| 5
That reminds me of my clogged up *gutters*
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mattlw
| 25
That reminds me of hoarders
*Clutters
*Clutters
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KeXu
| 6
That reminds me of meat
*apples*
*apples*
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Wizardo
| 33
Remind me of rain *patters*
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml
| 14
reminds me of the top bunk...*ladders*
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mattlw
| 25
That reminds me of deep fryers.
*batters*
*batters*
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Roskosity
| 22
That reminds me of paint. *Splatters*
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epic13
| 12
That reminds me of glass.
*shatters*
*shatters*
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mattlw
| 25
I work at a haberdashery.
*hatters*
*hatters*
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
That reminds me of physics
*matters*
*matters*
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Wizardo
| 33
Reminds me of jizz *wankers*
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ApologyKick
| 25
Reminds me of when I start talking to myself *mutters*
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NakMuayAdam
| 19
That reminds me of airplanes *rudders*
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rasengan1544
| 12
H-H-Hey is I-it c-cold in here *shivers*
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maximus_prime
| 24
That reminds me of when I patted that lion, "tatters"
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juwood
| 7
Reminds me of golf gear. *putters*
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maximus_prime
| 24
Reminds me of some FML users, "nutters"
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maximus_prime
| 24
Reminds me of some FML users, "nutters"
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flockz
| 19
this entire thread reminds me of repetitive dubstep. *wubbers*
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DefiningDivine
| 13
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
No? Ok.
No? Ok.
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mattlw
| 25
That reminds me of safe sex.
*rubbers*
*rubbers*
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winterbee123
| 9
That reminds me of my lack of *lovers*
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mattlw
| 25
That reminds me of that time I got robbed
*muggers*
*muggers*
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LightningCactus
| 12
That reminds me of the time I found some land *lubbers*
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BradTheBrony
| 19
That reminds me of how I like my toast. With *butter*
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Klavier
| 5
That reminds me if me. *chatters*
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suri_mf
| 8
This reminds me of my dog *Sawyer*.
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Wimoweh
| 10
That reminds me of science
*aperture*
*aperture*
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firepanda11
| 7
It diesnt bite It only sucks
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omgcyndaquil
| 23
No.
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ShyAnn29
| 14
2, a vagina doesn't suck on it's own, lol that would be very very odd!
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Grauncho
| 26
You remind me of a thirteen year old self described "sexpert"
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WrongRomance
| 11
Aw, firepanda11... I really hope you at least aren't female yourself
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happle
| 21
If my vagina sucked, my periods would be even more difficult.
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AliceLockehart
| 18
Why is this an FML? That's awesome! I thought so anyway. It could have been worse, much worse. Like if she hadn't showered in a few weeks or her vagina was prolapsed. Or had teeth. Eurgh.
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liv_graham
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i guess there isn't protocol for this
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NurseJonathan
| 9
Oh yeah they do. There's an entire class for future dentists on how to deal with vaginas spontaneously growing eyes. It's a rampant disease now and days.
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Bloodjoker
| 11
Why would they teach dentists this? Are they gonna teach the gynecologist about it like a mentor?
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NurseJonathan
| 9
I was being sarcastic. Since when is there a disease for googly eyes spawning on vaginas?
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pieman528
| 10
Wow.
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notjanedoe
| 27
Maybe she mistook you for a dentist? Vagina dentata! Watch out!
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lewk908
| 13
i bet you see some crazy shit as a gynecologist. pps erryday
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DontThumbMeDown
| 8
Lmao. Don't look into the googly eyes or you will die.
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Calculate900
| 4
That's really awesome. I imagine it broke up the monotony.
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ironic_legacy
| 9
Yeah, exactly. I don't see how your life sucks, I'd say you now have a memory you can carry around and laugh at whenever you're feeling down. Your life's been enriched, even if it was in a rather strange way haha
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ironic_legacy
| 9
It doesn't say whether the OP is a man or a girl, and, even if it did, we wouldn't know if they think of their job in an unprofessional way
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lilhellian
| 26
For the unproffessional it's all fun and games until the blue waffle comes in..
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dreamtosing
| 15
Well did it?
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etishuman22
| 32
"When it rains, it pours". --Line from "Teeth".
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etishuman22
| 32
I guess I should have explained myself better. I was saying that line in reference to all the silly comments alluding to the movie, "Teeth".
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mattlw
| 25
Feeeeeeeed meeeeeeee Seeeymour!
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Hizodge
| 4
Clearly she intends to deceive you. Never break eye-contact with a vagina, not even once. Everyone knows that.
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NurseJonathan
| 9
They can attack in the blink of a googly eye.
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Geometric
| 18
Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink.
- The Doctor
- The Doctor
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jlynn11
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#124 Best comment ever!
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appelflap
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She gave you the eye, that's for sure.
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raesos91
| 26
the eye of sauron?
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appelflap
| 22
Indeed so!
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HowieDoIt
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Try this one at your next proctology visit ;)
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NurseJonathan
| 9
"Don't worry. It'll give your finger back."
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mattlw
| 25
#47 If it were up to me, I would have given her a free visit.