FML : Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her...

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Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Tuesday 9 April 2013 18:01 / United States

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By BigShOtz07 | 5

#5442005 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

By notjanedoe | 27

#5442057 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:51

That reminds me of cows *udders*.

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By BigShOtz07 | 5

#5442005 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

gc327072 | 29

#5442038 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:41

That reminds me of window coverings. *shudders*

notjanedoe | 27

#5442057 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:51

That reminds me of cows *udders*.

HowieDoIt | 21

#5442069 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:58

Th-th-that reminds me of... st-st-*stutters*

Nutz101 | 7

#5442077 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:06

Best comments ever

TwiztedYuri | 9

#5442103 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:24

which reminds me of uuuuunnnhhhh... "nutted"

lonewolf621 | 17

#5442127 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:39

This reminds me of birds,
"flutters"

Bloodjoker | 11

#5442131 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:41

Vagina-Dentata!

Wizardo | 33

#5442148 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:54

Reminds me of an old car *sputters*

pkom96 | 5

#5442234 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:35

That reminds me of my clogged up *gutters*

mattlw | 25

#5442247 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:39

That reminds me of hoarders
*Clutters

KeXu | 6

#5442251 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:41

That reminds me of meat
*apples*

Wizardo | 33

#5442290 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:08

Remind me of rain *patters*

hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml | 14

#5442348 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:03

reminds me of the top bunk...*ladders*

mattlw | 25

#5442360 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:13

That reminds me of deep fryers.
*batters*

Roskosity | 22

#5442364 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:16

That reminds me of paint. *Splatters*

epic13 | 12

#5442376 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:31

That reminds me of glass.
*shatters*

mattlw | 25

#5442406 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:04

I work at a haberdashery.
*hatters*

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5442424 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:23

That reminds me of physics
*matters*

Wizardo | 33

#5442430 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:29

Reminds me of jizz *wankers*

ApologyKick | 25

#5442480 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 4:11

Reminds me of when I start talking to myself *mutters*

NakMuayAdam | 19

#5442512 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 6:06

That reminds me of airplanes *rudders*

rasengan1544 | 12

#5442513 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 6:09

H-H-Hey is I-it c-cold in here *shivers*

maximus_prime | 24

#5442522 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 6:25

That reminds me of when I patted that lion, "tatters"

juwood | 7

#5442545 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 7:03

Reminds me of golf gear. *putters*

maximus_prime | 24

#5442580 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 7:51

Reminds me of some FML users, "nutters"

maximus_prime | 24

#5442581 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 7:55

Reminds me of some FML users, "nutters"

flockz | 19

#5442602 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:18

this entire thread reminds me of repetitive dubstep. *wubbers*

DefiningDivine | 13

#5442666 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 9:57

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
No? Ok.

mattlw | 25

#5442674 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 10:05

That reminds me of safe sex.
*rubbers*

winterbee123 | 9

#5442720 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 11:06

That reminds me of my lack of *lovers*

mattlw | 25

#5443368 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 22:50

That reminds me of that time I got robbed
*muggers*

LightningCactus | 12

#5443783 - Thursday 11 April 2013 4:56

That reminds me of the time I found some land *lubbers*

BradTheBrony | 19

#5444825 - Thursday 11 April 2013 22:30

That reminds me of how I like my toast. With *butter*

Klavier | 5

#5444956 - Friday 12 April 2013 1:11

That reminds me if me. *chatters*

suri_mf | 8

#5446704 - Saturday 13 April 2013 6:31

This reminds me of my dog *Sawyer*.

Wimoweh | 10

#5447587 - Saturday 13 April 2013 23:40

That reminds me of science
*aperture*

By firepanda11 | 7

#5442006 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

It diesnt bite It only sucks

omgcyndaquil | 23

#5442089 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:12

No.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5442255 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:43

2, a vagina doesn't suck on it's own, lol that would be very very odd!

Grauncho | 26

#5442265 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 0:50

You remind me of a thirteen year old self described "sexpert"

WrongRomance | 11

#5442330 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:47

Aw, firepanda11... I really hope you at least aren't female yourself

happle | 21

#5442516 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 6:18

If my vagina sucked, my periods would be even more difficult.

AliceLockehart | 18

#5442536 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 6:50

Why is this an FML? That's awesome! I thought so anyway. It could have been worse, much worse. Like if she hadn't showered in a few weeks or her vagina was prolapsed. Or had teeth. Eurgh.

By liv_graham | 7

#5442007 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:32

i guess there isn't protocol for this

NurseJonathan | 9

#5442117 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:30

Oh yeah they do. There's an entire class for future dentists on how to deal with vaginas spontaneously growing eyes. It's a rampant disease now and days.

Bloodjoker | 11

#5442135 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:44

Why would they teach dentists this? Are they gonna teach the gynecologist about it like a mentor?

NurseJonathan | 9

#5442142 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 23:51

I was being sarcastic. Since when is there a disease for googly eyes spawning on vaginas?

pieman528 | 10

#5443049 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:45

Wow.

By notjanedoe | 27

#5442008 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:33

Maybe she mistook you for a dentist? Vagina dentata! Watch out!

lewk908 | 13

#5442582 - Wednesday 10 April 2013 7:57

i bet you see some crazy shit as a gynecologist. pps erryday

By DontThumbMeDown | 8

#5442009 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:33

Lmao. Don't look into the googly eyes or you will die.

By Calculate900 | 4

#5442012 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:33

That's really awesome. I imagine it broke up the monotony.

ironic_legacy | 9

#5442042 - Tuesday 9 April 2013 22:42

Yeah, exactly. I don't see how your life sucks, I'd say you now have a memory you can carry around and laugh at whenever you're feeling down. Your life's been enriched, even if it was in a rather strange way haha