This reminds me of the movie Teeth *shutters*

That reminds me of window coverings. *shudders*

That reminds me of cows *udders*.

Th-th-that reminds me of... st-st-*stutters*

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This reminds me of birds, "flutters"

Vagina-Dentata!

Reminds me of an old car *sputters*

That reminds me of my clogged up *gutters*

That reminds me of hoarders *Clutters

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Remind me of rain *patters*

reminds me of the top bunk...*ladders*

That reminds me of deep fryers. *batters*

That reminds me of paint. *Splatters*

That reminds me of glass. *shatters*

I work at a haberdashery. *hatters*

That reminds me of physics *matters*

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Reminds me of when I start talking to myself *mutters*

That reminds me of airplanes *rudders*

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That reminds me of when I patted that lion, "tatters"

Reminds me of golf gear. *putters*

Reminds me of some FML users, "nutters"

Reminds me of some FML users, "nutters"

this entire thread reminds me of repetitive dubstep. *wubbers*

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That reminds me of safe sex. *rubbers*

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That reminds me of that time I got robbed *muggers*

That reminds me of the time I found some land *lubbers*

That reminds me of how I like my toast. With *butter*

That reminds me if me. *chatters*

This reminds me of my dog *Sawyer*.

That reminds me of science *aperture*

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No.

2, a vagina doesn't suck on it's own, lol that would be very very odd!

You remind me of a thirteen year old self described "sexpert"

Aw, firepanda11... I really hope you at least aren't female yourself

If my vagina sucked, my periods would be even more difficult.

Why is this an FML? That's awesome! I thought so anyway. It could have been worse, much worse. Like if she hadn't showered in a few weeks or her vagina was prolapsed. Or had teeth. Eurgh.

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Why would they teach dentists this? Are they gonna teach the gynecologist about it like a mentor?

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Wow.

Maybe she mistook you for a dentist? Vagina dentata! Watch out!

i bet you see some crazy shit as a gynecologist. pps erryday

Lmao. Don't look into the googly eyes or you will die.

That's really awesome. I imagine it broke up the monotony.

Yeah, exactly. I don't see how your life sucks, I'd say you now have a memory you can carry around and laugh at whenever you're feeling down. Your life's been enriched, even if it was in a rather strange way haha

It doesn't say whether the OP is a man or a girl, and, even if it did, we wouldn't know if they think of their job in an unprofessional way

For the unproffessional it's all fun and games until the blue waffle comes in..

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"When it rains, it pours". --Line from "Teeth".

I guess I should have explained myself better. I was saying that line in reference to all the silly comments alluding to the movie, "Teeth".

Feeeeeeeed meeeeeeee Seeeymour!

Clearly she intends to deceive you. Never break eye-contact with a vagina, not even once. Everyone knows that.

They can attack in the blink of a googly eye.

Don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. - The Doctor

#124 Best comment ever!

She gave you the eye, that's for sure.

the eye of sauron?

Indeed so!

Try this one at your next proctology visit ;)

"Don't worry. It'll give your finger back."

#47 If it were up to me, I would have given her a free visit.