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By Tooth Fairy - 25/5/2018 16:00 - United States - Hays
Today, I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, it’s going to be a long weekend. FML
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By  Chazzster  |  20

Go to your local drug store. Your biggest pain is from the raw open wound to the nerves. Buy the gummy filler stuff and put that into the hole in your tooth - It’s not a prescription. Once you do that the pain will decrease.

Next step take about 1/4 shot of whiskey, brandy, whatever straight. Hold it in your mouth on the sore area for a few minutes then swallow it. That helps a lot too - even without getting drunk.

OP I have been there and these things help a lot.

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  alycion  |  38

Depending on where op lives, er may be better if it’s a ton of pain. The urgent cares here can’t prescribe anything stronger than like prescription Motrin. But we also have a dentist office that is open on weekends and holidays for emergencies.

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By  Chazzster  |  20

Go to your local drug store. Your biggest pain is from the raw open wound to the nerves. Buy the gummy filler stuff and put that into the hole in your tooth - It’s not a prescription. Once you do that the pain will decrease.

Next step take about 1/4 shot of whiskey, brandy, whatever straight. Hold it in your mouth on the sore area for a few minutes then swallow it. That helps a lot too - even without getting drunk.

OP I have been there and these things help a lot.

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  burningforeverbeachhoes  |  6

Is this what you do for a living? Making shitty comments on every FML that gets put out. Please stop it. It's not humorous, nor do I enjoy seeing your name plastered everywhere. It's getting old. Now run along little boy.

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By  TomeDr  |  21

Go to the hospital ER. Call first to see if they have a dentist on call. My daughter’s tooth ended up needing a root canal and the pain started Friday night (of course). The dentist at the hospital was able to give her a pain block that lasted until she could have the procedure on Tuesday.

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  chyiochan  |  30

My personal dentist doesn't work Tuesdays, Fridays Sundays and every other Saturday. But its ONE of probably 20 in my town! Emergency dental places do exist!

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