By Tooth Fairy - 25/05/2018 16:00 - United States - Hays

Today, I broke a tooth. It’s Friday. Not a single dentist office is open. The good news? I might lose those last few pounds as I can’t drink or eat without excruciating pain. Needless to say, it’s going to be a long weekend. FML
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thatslifeiguess7 16

Go to urgent care they can make sure you don't need antibiotics and give you pain meds. I did this a couple of months ago

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Chazzster 28

Go to your local drug store. Your biggest pain is from the raw open wound to the nerves. Buy the gummy filler stuff and put that into the hole in your tooth - It’s not a prescription. Once you do that the pain will decrease. Next step take about 1/4 shot of whiskey, brandy, whatever straight. Hold it in your mouth on the sore area for a few minutes then swallow it. That helps a lot too - even without getting drunk. OP I have been there and these things help a lot.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Go to urgent care they can make sure you don't need antibiotics and give you pain meds. I did this a couple of months ago

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alycion 38

Depending on where op lives, er may be better if it’s a ton of pain. The urgent cares here can’t prescribe anything stronger than like prescription Motrin. But we also have a dentist office that is open on weekends and holidays for emergencies.

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Chazzster 28

Go to your local drug store. Your biggest pain is from the raw open wound to the nerves. Buy the gummy filler stuff and put that into the hole in your tooth - It’s not a prescription. Once you do that the pain will decrease. Next step take about 1/4 shot of whiskey, brandy, whatever straight. Hold it in your mouth on the sore area for a few minutes then swallow it. That helps a lot too - even without getting drunk. OP I have been there and these things help a lot.

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RichardPencil 30

You should patent The Tooth Beach Diet. You could probably get a bunch of hillbillies to be your spokesmodels.

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burningforeverbeachhoes 6

Is this what you do for a living? Making shitty comments on every FML that gets put out. Please stop it. It's not humorous, nor do I enjoy seeing your name plastered everywhere. It's getting old. Now run along little boy.

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apossessedbagel 14

I mean I don't like EVERY comment he posts but it's not hard to ignore, and if it really bothers you that much there's probably a way to block him (although I wouldn't know for sure as I've never tried to block someone).

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Rabite 28

Wtf? Go to a weekend doctor or a hospital.

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TomeDr 24

Go to the hospital ER. Call first to see if they have a dentist on call. My daughter’s tooth ended up needing a root canal and the pain started Friday night (of course). The dentist at the hospital was able to give her a pain block that lasted until she could have the procedure on Tuesday.

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QueenSaru 28

Where do you live that dentists (any dentist) aren't open on Fridays? Is this a common thing? Mine is open even on weekends...

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Seeya55 31

My personal dentist doesn't work Tuesdays, Fridays Sundays and every other Saturday. But its ONE of probably 20 in my town! Emergency dental places do exist!

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Lobby_Bee 17

Ground up your food and sip it through a straw. If that doesn't work, be prepare to feel like you want to die for the next few days.

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Davros 12

Have you tried smoking those marijuana cigarettes?

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Seeya55 31

OP, if your info is correct and you live in Hays, KS. There's an emergency dental place in your city open 24 hours a day.

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lucasj23 11

urgent care....er....there is help on the weekends

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