Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.

Yeah, your Mom probably told you 100 times this would happen. Nobody teaches like experience.

25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.

Lmao my father does this and never Chips his teeth.

you didn't realize it might not be a great idea after you chipped the first one?

maybe he chipped them at the same time. smartass

I weep for the future.

it's all good man; maybe you can take to the streets with your special, unique talent and make some money off of it! that way you can pay for dental insurance.

You fucking idiot.

Teeth beer opening isn't impressive, and just makes you look like a redneck. Fail.

dude, COBRA, you got 60 days to sign up

Moron.