Today, I drank a ton of beers for my 25th birthday. My friends love to watch me open beer bottles with my teeth. I chipped both of my front uppers doing this. I'm no longer covered by my parents dental insurance because I'm 25 now. FML
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folieadeux
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Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.
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fmlplz
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25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.
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folieadeux
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Welcome to the adult world. It sucks. Maybe you won't be so stupid next time.
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22cute
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Yeah, your Mom probably told you 100 times this would happen. Nobody teaches like experience.
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fmlplz
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25 years old and you are screwed because you are no longer on your parents insurance? Opening beer bottles with your teeth? You sound like an OC brat.
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SomeRussianGirl
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Lmao my father does this and never Chips his teeth.
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joobie
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you didn't realize it might not be a great idea after you chipped the first one?
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miamiFTW_
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maybe he chipped them at the same time.
smartass
smartass
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freddie_fml
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I weep for the future.
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greenman_fml
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it's all good man; maybe you can take to the streets with your special, unique talent and make some money off of it! that way you can pay for dental insurance.
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ZING_MASTER
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You fucking idiot.
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Seegtease
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Teeth beer opening isn't impressive, and just makes you look like a redneck. Fail.
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neujersey
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dude, COBRA, you got 60 days to sign up
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ZING_MASTER
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Moron.
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down2earth2c
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oh my god im so sorry about your teeth but that story totally made me laugh and laugh and laugh. i feel so happy laying in bed alone right now.... hahhahahhahah but damn that sucks man im sorry