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Well that escalated quickly.
Who the hell came up with the whole "vaginas become loose after sex" bullshit? Vaginas go back to normal size after birth. That little toothpick you call your penis (Which OP likely doesn't even have) doesn't do anything to the size of it.
Billie why so bent out of shape over a comment? lol maybe you need a toothpick inside you in order to losen up.
#57 she could offer her a hand to loosen up
shut up josh
57- Perhaps a Pabst beer before her pap smear.
#65.. Lesbians exist. We aren't unicorns.
True, though it was kind of odd for #1 to just assume OP is a lesbian since the odds are relatively low.
How do you know OPs a girl?
second
You must be new here.
We don't give a shit!
Lol, you made my day
Congratulations?
Oh gosh. It happens to the best of us though mate. No worries.
yeah stay away from her :p
Smooth, you should have finished with, "Why go to the doctor; when I can check for you tonight!" ;)
Don't forget to mention that appointments with you are much more affordable OP. :)
because OP is a girl.
#74- And your point is???
That would be great #7 if OP was a guy :p Which she is not.
Everyone has those moments, just keep trying and you'll get better at it.
It's all right, that would have been WAY more awkward and worse if you were a guy
OP says nothing about his/her gender
It shows the female symbol beside OPs user name
OP's a girl...
Her gender is displayed next to her name..
OP is a person of the non-male gender. See, 39? There was at least one more way.
Agreed, but sometimes a little YOLO goes a long way. Being fully serious about it though, you have to want to have a good time and commit!!
is there a way I can downvote more than once? I don't feel giving one downvote per person is enough for yolo being used
I would have asked the same thing haha
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That's when you offer to help get her loose and ready beforehand
Now only to over come awkwardness and awkward silence.