By cocacola999 - 03/05/2014 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
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Nederlander95 14

That's when you offer to help get her loose and ready beforehand

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classiceagle63 16

Now only to over come awkwardness and awkward silence.

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Nederlander95 14

That's when you offer to help get her loose and ready beforehand

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cryssycakesx3 22

what do you suggest she uses on her?

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the_truth_lives 9
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Well that escalated quickly.

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BBlah 26

That would just make it more awkward, OP is a girl

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billiejoeinabox 7
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Who the hell came up with the whole "vaginas become loose after sex" bullshit? Vaginas go back to normal size after birth. That little toothpick you call your penis (Which OP likely doesn't even have) doesn't do anything to the size of it.

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Joshwarrior 39
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Billie why so bent out of shape over a comment? lol maybe you need a toothpick inside you in order to losen up.

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MortenM 17
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#57 she could offer her a hand to loosen up

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buckdharma 36
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57- Perhaps a Pabst beer before her pap smear.

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xsydneyx123 28
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#65.. Lesbians exist. We aren't unicorns.

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GRubi 17
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True, though it was kind of odd for #1 to just assume OP is a lesbian since the odds are relatively low.

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Psufans 7
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How do you know OPs a girl?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Look up in the upper left hand corner next to the title of the FML, if on mobile device...

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cgart96 15

Unicorns exist. I refuse to believe any different.

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classiceagle63 16

Now only to over come awkwardness and awkward silence.

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Lebeaugars95 20

ask her if you can help her study for her gyno exam

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SaintJupiter 16
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Oh gosh. It happens to the best of us though mate. No worries.

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flamingice13 11
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yeah stay away from her :p

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MidnaLink 33
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I was thinking more the second one, but I was more flustered that he'd said that.

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Jst4kicks 16

I agree with #1... you'll feel comfortable sooner or later.

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gunda95 11
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Smooth, you should have finished with, "Why go to the doctor; when I can check for you tonight!" ;)

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garebear61 14
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Don't forget to mention that appointments with you are much more affordable OP. :)

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PewDiePie_Lover 14
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because OP is a girl.

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NoMore_CoolNames 14
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#74- And your point is???

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just1n12 18
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That would be great #7 if OP was a guy :p Which she is not.

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DonkeyTeeth2013 22
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Everyone has those moments, just keep trying and you'll get better at it.

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boating_guy 33
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It's all right, that would have been WAY more awkward and worse if you were a guy

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DonkeyTeeth2013 22
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OP says nothing about his/her gender

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iiMichy 19
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It shows the female symbol beside OPs user name

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RedPillSucks 31

The OPs gender symbol is on the app and the website

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AmexBlack 24
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Her gender is displayed next to her name..

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beelee1988 13

How many more ways can we say OP is a female until you think he finally gets it? Lol

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gracehi 31
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OP is a person of the non-male gender. See, 39? There was at least one more way.

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killinpoptarts 9

OP does not have a male sex organ. Also OP can procreate with someone of the male gender.

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newzealand 28
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Agreed, but sometimes a little YOLO goes a long way. Being fully serious about it though, you have to want to have a good time and commit!!

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cryssycakesx3 22

54, ....what??

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slyde32 12
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is there a way I can downvote more than once? I don't feel giving one downvote per person is enough for yolo being used

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ZombieGirl95 13
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I would have asked the same thing haha

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