Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML I agree, your life sucks 169439 I agree, your life sucks 169439 You deserved it 7417 You deserved it 7417 5 2 30 47 By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 22:20 / United States
Today, my best friend thought it would be funny push me off my bike. He thought it was even funnier when the paramedic accidentally dropped me. FML I agree, your life sucks 48829 I agree, your life sucks 48829 You deserved it 3050 You deserved it 3050 102
Today, I went to a bone and joint specialist because of excruciating back pain. Before the examination, the doctor told me that the possible reasons for... I agree, your life sucks 4576 I agree, your life sucks 4576 You deserved it 224 You deserved it 224 16
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML I agree, your life sucks 37228 I agree, your life sucks 37228 You deserved it 6570 You deserved it 6570 152
Today, I was in the shop with my little girl when an old man farted on her. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today I slept with a guy for the first time in 3 years, right as we finished he said ‘you should leave I feel guilty I have a girlfriend’. FML... I agree, your life sucks 8 I agree, your life sucks 8 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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