Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML I agree, your life sucks 169536 I agree, your life sucks 169536 You deserved it 7420 You deserved it 7420 6 2 32 49 By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 22:20 / United States
Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me... I agree, your life sucks 25280 I agree, your life sucks 25280 You deserved it 1520 You deserved it 1520 65
Today, I drank for every year I've been in school. While in my bed I decided I was too drunk to get up and throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just... I agree, your life sucks 32832 I agree, your life sucks 32832 You deserved it 227524 You deserved it 227524 122
Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to... I agree, your life sucks 9252 I agree, your life sucks 9252 You deserved it 31488 You deserved it 31488 76
Today, my boss told me she was going to her sister's funeral. When she left, she said "have a good weekend". I said "you too". FML I agree, your life sucks 973 I agree, your life sucks 973 You deserved it 155 You deserved it 155 9
Today I was going to bed with my wife and she was giving all the signs that she wanted to get it on. I rolled to her side of the bed and made my move.... I agree, your life sucks 1236 I agree, your life sucks 1236 You deserved it 189 You deserved it 189 20
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's...
Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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