By Anonymous - 21/11/2010 23:14 - United States

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Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML
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LOLatU87 0

Wow, guess your mom was easy back in the day

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freakybella 0
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I'm sorry OP that you found out your mom was (still is?) easy. Look on the bright side though, when your mom narrows it down to a few potential men; you can go on tv and let Maury tell you who your father is. If it turns out to be none of them he'll keep helping you search. He doesn't care how high that number of men gets: 30,50, even 100! He won't rest until someone is your daddy!

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catalystics 2

hmmm

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Pluff 0
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What a well thought out comment number one! Your wisdom totally distracted me from recognizing that you just put anything in an effort to be number one and get lots of attention which always leads up to popularity and pretty girls who most likely stole their display pictures! @OP: Is that somehow worse?

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catalystics 2

hmmm I was thinking because I didn't quite understand the fml I thought we had a mystery on out hands of the one night stand father

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chloec16 0
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And you needed to state "hmmm" to show you were thinking about this? How about you actually say something more constructive next time! It would be much appreciated. Thanks!

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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sounds like when I had a one night stand with lindsey lohan. I had to leave before she stole my wallet and watch for drug money.

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jewban 3
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5 and 16 you guys are just pissed because you didn't get 1st comment honestly let the dude right whatever they want. don't be little bitches

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mobetta126 0
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I can't believe people are lame enough to bash someone for saying hmmm. It is such a shame.

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thatguy32692 4

Op just said their mother said he didn't spend the night so it wasn't a one night stand it was a fuck and duck

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ricars 5
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I don't see why people get bothered about being 'accidents'. I doubt my parents meant to have me and that's fine. of course never meeting your father over it is another thing altogether

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LOLatU87 0

Wow, guess your mom was easy back in the day

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redbluegreen 40
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Who said she isn't still today?

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iLucid 0
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lol who said she isn't now...

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Bcaw 0

your mom... lol

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maphineRAWRS 10
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well at least she decided to keep you,?

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alfredrog 0

Lmfaooo !!!!

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bigphill1333 0

Well at least your mom kept you??

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JocelynKaulitz 28

be happy! that not-so one night stand is the reason ur living righttt?

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DudeImBetter 0

It doesn't really change anything now that you know, anyways.

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BloodyHeel 8
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Technically, your mother is a floozy.

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theaaxis 27
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Technically, a single event in a person's life is not enough evidence on which to judge their character.

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