FML : Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he...

Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 21 November 2010 23:14 / United States

Intimacy

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By LOLatU87 | 0

#1733418 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:08

Wow, guess your mom was easy back in the day

By freakybella | 0

#1733616 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:30

I'm sorry OP that you found out your mom was (still is?) easy. Look on the bright side though, when your mom narrows it down to a few potential men; you can go on tv and let Maury tell you who your father is. If it turns out to be none of them he'll keep helping you search. He doesn't care how high that number of men gets: 30,50, even 100! He won't rest until someone is your daddy!

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By catalystics | 2

#1733353 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:04

hmmm

Pluff | 0

#1733421 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:09

What a well thought out comment number one! Your wisdom totally distracted me from recognizing that you just put anything in an effort to be number one and get lots of attention which always leads up to popularity and pretty girls who most likely stole their display pictures!

@OP: Is that somehow worse?

catalystics | 2

#1733464 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:11

hmmm I was thinking because I didn't quite understand the fml I thought we had a mystery on out hands of the one night stand father

chloec16 | 0

#1733677 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:37

And you needed to state "hmmm" to show you were thinking about this? How about you actually say something more constructive next time! It would be much appreciated. Thanks!

theblackpoop | 0

#1733951 - Monday 22 November 2010 10:50

hmmm

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1734030 - Monday 22 November 2010 11:20

sounds like when I had a one night stand with lindsey lohan. I had to leave before she stole my wallet and watch for drug money.

liray | 4

#1734070 - Monday 22 November 2010 11:40

hmmm

jewban | 3

#1734253 - Monday 22 November 2010 12:34

5 and 16 you guys are just pissed because you didn't get 1st comment honestly let the dude right whatever they want. don't be little bitches

jewban | 3

#1734261 - Monday 22 November 2010 12:35

write*

jewban | 3

#1734267 - Monday 22 November 2010 12:37

write *

mobetta126 | 0

#1734382 - Monday 22 November 2010 13:05

I can't believe people are lame enough to bash someone for saying hmmm. It is such a shame.

PplMakeMistakes | 2

#1738758 - Tuesday 23 November 2010 6:35

hmmhmm..

thatguy32692 | 4

#3458579 - Thursday 20 October 2011 2:00

Op just said their mother said he didn't spend the night so it wasn't a one night stand it was a fuck and duck

By ricars | 5

#1733416 - Monday 22 November 2010 9:08

I don't see why people get bothered about being 'accidents'. I doubt my parents meant to have me and that's fine. of course never meeting your father over it is another thing altogether