Been there, done that

By Anonymous - 05/08/2014 02:00 - United States - New Ulm

Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
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purpleturtle16 20

Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!

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TheComedyAudio 29

At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...

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purpleturtle16 20

Who says you can't date your gynecologist?!

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FroggerForReal 11

Doctors can't legally date their patients otherwise they could be suspended or lose their license. plus if it didn't work out then it would be really awkward next visit.

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Psychicgirl17 18

well she could always switch to another gynecologist. if she actually likes him anyway

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drunkmunkey 24

hey he knows what he's getting into

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drewflav 17

I think if she became his patient AFTER they started dating they'd be fine, but this ain't the case.

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MrsDruidess 23

yet another reason to have a woman OBGYN. or if you prefer women, than pick a guy. Makes things simple :-)

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kesht1996 12

Literally everybody says that it's a terrible idea

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incoherentrmblr 21

The best idea for it all: A gay man. It'll all be strictly professional then.

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TheComedyAudio 29

At least now he's not trying to get in your pants...

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lunar999 23

He is, but he also gets payed for it.

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orbit 22

Yeah, cause he already did that

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ilovechipotle 2

Oh my heck LOL I was already laughing hard but now I'm dying

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mallu86 9

#49 The gynecologist can't help you. Try the ER.

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PiinkVanilla 15

On the bright side, he/she knows your ****** as well as you.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

And he can tell you if it's the nicest one he's seen without sounding like a player.

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orbit 22

You could say he knows op inside and out

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jkmartinjk 16

I feel like as a gyno you'd see so many vaginas that'd you'd only remember the awful ones. With that theory, let's hope OP'S date did not recognize her.

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mojopin 12

Look on the bright side, doctor-patient confidentiality.

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Kyle1dc 17

Oh God, I'm picturing the conversation... Doc: Soooooo, nice vagi- I mean eyes you have. OP: (Blankly stares back)

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boostedc 24

Lol that's so funny! Then if you guys go further you will always think of your gynecologist :p

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yeyeboys 20

Well that escalated quickly.

trex454 21

I don't think you understand that joke correctly.

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tucansamTommyG 12

If things go well you get free appointments

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little_one 20

I forget that people in other countries have to pay to see a doctor... most girls I know don't even want to go to the gynecologist and it's free.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

rub in the free 3 month wait for strep throat.

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jkmartinjk 16

People without coverage at their work or through a spouse or parent still have to pay!!! Plus we all pay, through taxes.

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little_one 20

#98 It's true we pay through taxes. So no it isn't "free" but I have no problem having my taxes go to health care for everyone. But my point was if you aren't a girl you don't understand how uncomfortable a Pap test is, there's nothing like getting a cold speculum prying open your lady bits.... Seriously I'd rather turn my head and cough. Boys have it so much better.

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LennySimps48 3

this has got to be one of the most funniest fml posts ever! lmfaooo hope you find him attractive

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