By Anonymous - 21/9/2019 16:01

Checked out

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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*recoils in horror*

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7845338 - Saturday 21 September 2019 16:55

What kind of work is it? If you're a stripper, getting your crotch watched is part of the job.

By jbuckets_404 | 38

#7845364 - Saturday 21 September 2019 19:30

I doubt that many old women frequent strip clubs. Perhaps OP had an admirable "camel toe?" ;-)

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7845338 - Saturday 21 September 2019 16:55

What kind of work is it? If you're a stripper, getting your crotch watched is part of the job.

#7845364 - Saturday 21 September 2019 19:30

I doubt that many old women frequent strip clubs. Perhaps OP had an admirable "camel toe?" ;-)

#7845448 - Sunday 22 September 2019 1:18

What do you think keeps Chippendale's in business?

By sajupt | 17

#7845370 - Saturday 21 September 2019 20:06

She was probably curious about your package.

#7845471 - Sunday 22 September 2019 4:13

Did you ask for her number?

By DrSamba | 7

#7845642 - Sunday 22 September 2019 22:20

My late father used to say, "Dirty old men need love too." Apparently that also applies to dirty old women. 😁