FML : Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large...

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 February 2017 09:00 / United States - Waunakee

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By foolest | 7

#7408025 - Friday 10 February 2017 16:04

but did she say yes?

By RichardPencil | 27

#7408020 - Friday 10 February 2017 16:02

See? Not all women want a large cock.

Take that, porn! Hah!

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7408020 - Friday 10 February 2017 16:02

See? Not all women want a large cock.

Take that, porn! Hah!

unsealingkale | 18

#7408143 - Friday 10 February 2017 19:34

Oh hey, that's good news for me...

By foolest | 7

#7408025 - Friday 10 February 2017 16:04

but did she say yes?

By OysterPearls | 33

#7408060 - Friday 10 February 2017 17:02

Did someone overhear or did she complain? Either way FYL!

By RodzillaX | 30

#7408062 - Friday 10 February 2017 17:10

I feel you OP. I was carrying a caesar and salmon salad once, and asked who ordered the semen salad. We all mess up.

By saberjpg | 4

#7408066 - Friday 10 February 2017 17:15

That's ridiculous. More than once, back in the day at Blockbuster Video, I said to a customer "Would you like to add a Coke and Cockporn.... a Coke and Popcorn for $1.99?" It was an honest tongue tied accident, everybody knew it, and it shouldn't be taken as an offense.