By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML
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foolest 7
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but did she say yes?

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RichardPencil 30
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See? Not all women want a large cock. Take that, porn! Hah!

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RichardPencil 30
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See? Not all women want a large cock. Take that, porn! Hah!

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unsealingkale 18
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Oh hey, that's good news for me...

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foolest 7
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but did she say yes?

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OysterPearls 33
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Did someone overhear or did she complain? Either way FYL!

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RodzillaX 30
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I feel you OP. I was carrying a caesar and salmon salad once, and asked who ordered the semen salad. We all mess up.

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saberjpg 6
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That's ridiculous. More than once, back in the day at Blockbuster Video, I said to a customer "Would you like to add a Coke and Cockporn....<sigh> a Coke and Popcorn for $1.99?" It was an honest tongue tied accident, everybody knew it, and it shouldn't be taken as an offense.

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Benmantha 31
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Coke & Cockporn is from now on my favorite tongue twister. & it sounds like an awesome band name.

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firefightereha 4
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sorry you got in trouble. This day and age everyone gets offended about everything. It was an honest mistake.

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jcash52426 5

I'm good I got my own big cock to play with.

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Ilmoran 20
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You mean she didn't want a large chicken burrito?

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domg0430 0

wow I know that I would city if I was in your position

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

I used to work with a lady from the Philippines who would complain about how other Asians said coke; "It's pronounced cock! COCK!"

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