Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML
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RichardPencil
| 27
See? Not all women want a large cock.
Take that, porn! Hah!
Take that, porn! Hah!
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unsealingkale
| 18
Oh hey, that's good news for me...
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foolest
| 7
but did she say yes?
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OysterPearls
| 33
Did someone overhear or did she complain? Either way FYL!
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RodzillaX
| 30
I feel you OP. I was carrying a caesar and salmon salad once, and asked who ordered the semen salad. We all mess up.
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saberjpg
| 6
That's ridiculous. More than once, back in the day at Blockbuster Video, I said to a customer "Would you like to add a Coke and Cockporn.... a Coke and Popcorn for $1.99?" It was an honest tongue tied accident, everybody knew it, and it shouldn't be taken as an offense.
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Benmantha
| 31
Coke & Cockporn is from now on my favorite tongue twister. & it sounds like an awesome band name.
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firefightereha
| 4
sorry you got in trouble. This day and age everyone gets offended about everything. It was an honest mistake.
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jcash52426
| 5
I'm good I got my own big cock to play with.
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Ilmoran
| 19
You mean she didn't want a large chicken burrito?
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domg0430
| 0
wow I know that I would city if I was in your position
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ACCOUNTKILLER
| 18
I used to work with a lady from the Philippines who would complain about how other Asians said coke; "It's pronounced cock! COCK!"
Take that, porn! Hah!