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By winnerwinner - United States Today, my husband informed me that he has been purposely finishing before me in bed as a form of punishment for beating him at Mario Kart. FML I agree, your life sucks 37667 You deserved it 6813 191 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chlo Today, I went on a first date. We had the same phone, and we'd put them down next to each other on the table. I get a message and we both look. It’s my period tracker telling me to be careful, because the flood gates are opening. FML I agree, your life sucks 1592 You deserved it 365 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pantydropper - United States Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML I agree, your life sucks 49308 You deserved it 10620 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SmellyLeg Today, my bike slipped on ice and I slid spectacularly for several meters. While my helmet saved me from a cracked skull, nothing could protect me from landing leg-first in the dog poop somebody hadn't bothered to pick up. I had to go to school like that. FML I agree, your life sucks 3226 You deserved it 298 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML I agree, your life sucks 19520 You deserved it 74853 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Spencer Chan Today, I ended a 15-year relationship. Don't worry, it wasn't mine. It was my parents'. FML I agree, your life sucks 4368 You deserved it 550 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 7/7/2020 23:02 Don't you know that you're toxic? Today, I found out my girlfriend talks to around 18 other men for fun. She says she loves me more, but I told her to prove it, so I took her phone and deleted the social media accounts that she made just for these men. Now I'm a "toxic controlling monster" because I don't let her chat with random men. FML I agree, your life sucks 1526 You deserved it 729 18 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jake - 10/1/2021 18:02 - United States - Denver Jealousy Today, my girlfriend demanded that I delete all my female contacts or she’d set my stuff on fire. Yes, that includes my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 943 You deserved it 213 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I wanted to take a nice hot relaxing bath. A wasp somehow got in, and stung me on the nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 40248 You deserved it 4818 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - Guam - Yigo Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML I agree, your life sucks 65162 You deserved it 4306 231 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eganstein - United States - Denver Today, my girlfriend came over to a family game night. Halfway through a game of Klingon Monopoly, my drunk parents started arguing because apparently, while my dad was in jail, he cheated on my mom with a Klingon whore. I doubt my girlfriend will ever visit again. FML I agree, your life sucks 26834 You deserved it 2691 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02 Gratitude Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say it’s been a year since you brought me flowers. FML I agree, your life sucks 676 You deserved it 286 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Denmark Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML I agree, your life sucks 38056 You deserved it 3287 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I realized that even though I was an honor student throughout school, and considered the golden child who was going to go far in life, all I've accomplished a year after graduation is becoming an unemployed single mother still living with my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 22415 You deserved it 31641 219 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML I agree, your life sucks 2203 You deserved it 665 10 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PissyPuss - United States Today, the bladder infection I thought I was over flared up at work, causing me to piss myself, despite having gone twice in the previous hour. I still had to finish my shift, soaked pants and all. FML I agree, your life sucks 23774 You deserved it 1840 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sadman - United States Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML I agree, your life sucks 41345 You deserved it 11656 235 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fun in functioning, I suppose - United States - Starkville Today, I texted my boyfriend a few dirty messages at lunch time and told him how badly I wanted him home. He texted back lecturing me on how I shouldn't be so drunk so early. I was totally sober, but now I need a drink. FML I agree, your life sucks 38128 You deserved it 5653 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HomelessGirl1 - United States - Las Vegas Today, while volunteering at a local homeless shelter, I asked the woman next to me how long she'd been homeless. She works there. FML I agree, your life sucks 23696 You deserved it 10787 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RawrSparkle - United States - Davis Today, I dropped a whole batch of penis-shaped cookies on the floor. Then I thought, "5-second rule" and started eating them. And then I realized that I was home alone, in pajamas, eating broken dick-cookies off the floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 26988 You deserved it 14246 185 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Cypress Today, my mom mentioned how she loves certain actor's "British" accent. I couldn't help but mention that there's no such thing, and that there are lots of different accents in Britain. She got pissed and lectured me for "lying" to her and trying to make her feel stupid. FML I agree, your life sucks 34539 You deserved it 20253 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Taylor - United States Today, my sister and I had a bonding moment. It consisted of me plucking her chin hairs. FML I agree, your life sucks 24889 You deserved it 5570 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rash - United States Today, I got kicked in the crotch by a horse in my backyard. I don't own a horse. FML I agree, your life sucks 38827 You deserved it 3220 175 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bitch - United States Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML I agree, your life sucks 7758 You deserved it 55336 69 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ca13b - United States Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML I agree, your life sucks 47886 You deserved it 3923 195 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - San Francisco Today, I was supposed to start my vacation in Italy. I guess not everyone heard that I canceled it due to health problems, because this morning I caught two of my "friends" unplugging my TV after breaking into my house. FML I agree, your life sucks 28910 You deserved it 1717 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jerk - United States Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML I agree, your life sucks 30539 You deserved it 66372 430 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Austria Today, the whole family came together to celebrate my grandmother's 80th birthday. My grandfather read a poem he'd written about how he had taken my grandmother's virginity 60 years ago. It went on for about 30 minutes. FML I agree, your life sucks 36836 You deserved it 2834 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Reaper - South Africa Today, after weeks of agonising, I told my best friend (who I am madly in love with) that I love her. She said: "me too, you're like a brother and a best girlfriend rolled into one!" FML I agree, your life sucks 58664 You deserved it 5032 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lostmystuff - United States - Livermore Today, I was moving to my new apartment. I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at my new place. When I got back, everything was gone. Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need. FML I agree, your life sucks 51599 You deserved it 25071 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML I agree, your life sucks 36829 You deserved it 3020 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SHUTUPDAD! - 17/10/2020 20:02 Noise annoys Today, my dad found his old harmonica. It’s been five hours and he shows no signs of stopping. FML I agree, your life sucks 995 You deserved it 125 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By welp - United States - Roswell Today, we took an AP exam for Literature. One of the passages was about keeping in feelings in a relationship so that no one is "a burden". My boyfriend read the same passage and felt like he was a burden. I can't convince him otherwise. Thank you college board for endangering my relationship. FML I agree, your life sucks 12004 You deserved it 1150 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By princess - United States - San Marcos Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML I agree, your life sucks 48414 You deserved it 7128 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Oh hells no - United States - Los Altos Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML I agree, your life sucks 44452 You deserved it 12072 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Amanda Today, my daughter has been using the "supertaster" excuse to not eat my cooking. To prove to her that she isn't one, I blindfolded her and gave her a bowl of jelly beans, then asked her to plug her nose and identify the flavors. She got every single one correct. FML I agree, your life sucks 1788 You deserved it 3823 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By swedishdude - Sweden Today, I was at a party where I ate a bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML I agree, your life sucks 21962 You deserved it 36795 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By washed - United States Today, I learned that my boyfriend hides valuables in the washing machine under dirty clothes when leaving town for the weekend. I learned this AFTER I'd done a load of laundry. FML I agree, your life sucks 30944 You deserved it 3356 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By beer guy Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML I agree, your life sucks 34931 You deserved it 2474 68 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ripmyphone - United States - Glen Allen Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 24921 You deserved it 1714 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Leeono | 26 #7683492 - Monday 27 August 2018 12:06 A true school of hard knocks Send a private message 3 0 Reply
By evilplatypus | 38 #7683289 - Monday 27 August 2018 1:33 Yep, because god forbid we teach girls about their bodies, they might actually love themselves and/or have sex. Send a private message 0 3 Reply
By evilplatypus | 38 #7683289 - Monday 27 August 2018 1:33 Yep, because god forbid we teach girls about their bodies, they might actually love themselves and/or have sex. Send a private message 0 3 Reply
By Leeono | 26 #7683492 - Monday 27 August 2018 12:06 A true school of hard knocks Send a private message 3 0 Reply
Today, having regularly given my husband blowjobs, I suggested, mid-session, that he could maybe reciprocate. He complained that I was wet, begrudgingly... I agree, your life sucks 534 You deserved it 34 8 Comments
Today, my fiance told me that his father would need to check my hymen is intact to ensure I'm pure before we get married. This is a new one. FML I agree, your life sucks 1044 You deserved it 99 20 Comments