Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 08/11/2021 17:00

Today, I was pretending to be a veteran for the US Navy at a local outlet, because I was desperate for cheap stuff. All was going well, until an actual vet pointed out that the ship I had on my naval hat was a fictitious one. Shit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 133
You deserved it 3 015

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you are a piece of shite

It’s people like you that makes it harder to get what I deserve because hoops are harder to jump through. YDI

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It’s people like you that makes it harder to get what I deserve because hoops are harder to jump through. YDI

you are a piece of shite

Mr. Gronkowski, you can't actually believe that the Good Ship Lollipop is a US Navy vessel?

Pretty sure that’s a federal crime.

wysegirl 21

it is.

Isn't stolen valor a felony nowadays?

rudico67 5

Wow, you are a piece of crap and terrible human being.

Not just a low life but a stupid one as well.

You seriously have the nerve to post an FML about getting called out for stolen valor? You disgust me. You're lucky that the actual vet didn't beat the crap out of you or call the cops on you

Stolen Valor: It's Still A Crime Under the 2013 law, it is a violation of federal law for someone to falsely claim military service, awards and decorations, or “embellished rank.” But what makes this a crime? The intent to get money, property, or some other benefit by making the false claim. you are a piece of crap.