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About Unsealingkale
I never really use this app anymore so if you came here with the fuck button in mind please just fuck me and go thank you
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Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.

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In all honestly, as the author of this FML I have no fucking idea

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