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By Anonymous - 10/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Waunakee

Today, at work a lady asked for a burrito, large coke, and hot sauce. While repeating back the order, the words got stuck and I accidentally said large cock. I got written up for being inappropriate. FML

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Friday 10 February 2017 16:04

but did she say yes?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2017 16:02

See? Not all women want a large ****. Take that, ****! Hah!

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feyvilla 3

Saturday 11 February 2017 5:36

I'd say it was totally worth it ?

Catdragon 40

Saturday 11 February 2017 8:30

This is why you say cola

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