Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
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Top comments
tkarin 0
Sounds kind of fun to me. If you know a lot of people don't like the song, why not set up a stand selling earplugs and send those profits to Haiti as well?
lunargh 7
Make it stop! D:
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Comments (290)
sarcdude 3
Damn, I can see one or two students donating at least $100 just to get that shit to stop.
danii_s2 0
very clever school
perdix 31
I guess "Shake Your Booty" was considered a little too tasteless for earthquake victims. It would have worked, though.
suzieq181218 0
When I was in middle school we did that, but it was with Hanson's "mmmbop"
ScaryyMary 14
But what jackass doesn't love MMMBop?
DreamerofWorlds 0
I don't, but I'm pretty sure i'm not alone. If someone in your house played that song over and over enough like my sisters did, you'd get pretty damn tired of it too. Especially when it would still be in your head when you escaped them at school. :-P
paprikacha 9
This sorta seems like terrorism. :D
mustangs4evr 0
My skool did tht fer x-mas money, they played tht hippopotomas song till we payed them.
Heaven666 0
I dunno thats genious or pure evil o.o black mailing, a good one too
MetalCraze 11
So tired of hearing about Haiti! I hope another natural disaster wipes them all out. It's not like they had such great lives before anyway. Just another country full of backward savages.
sarcdude 3
And if you click in this particular browser window on your internet surfing tour you'll see number 65. These abundant creatures are commonly referred to as "douches."
Fr0gg13 0
# 65 needs to have a heart! what did u say about hurricane Katrina or 9/11?? ur one ungreatful jerk that needs to get over urself and think of the human race. who cares if they r poor or rich. it shouldn't matter!! if u were in a deathly situation I am sure you would be pissed if everyone had a mindset like you!
theta_fml 0
Actually 65 doesn't need to have a heart. It shouldn't be our responsibility to help Haiti. They should learn to help themselves. You're not helping them by not allowing them to fix their own problems. They'll be better off in the long run.
letitbe56 0
Don't feed the trolls guys. This isn't an FML about Haiti, it's about HSM. Don't respond to people who go off topic just to get a rise out of you.
sarcdude 3
No one HAS to help Haiti but at the same time, no one has to be a douche about it.
supergamer94 0
That's a terrible thing to say. Those starving people in Haiti are just as important as everyone else. You're a ******* douche.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
I bet if it were you, you would want some help. If it weren't for this earthquake, NOBODY would have given a shit about them. Before, they were all starving and poor as well. Now they don't even have the 1 room "house" they had. Most of it is destroyed. Sometimes I just wish people like you would fall off the face of the planet. Besides, the US isn't the only country helping them out.
Sekococo 0
#65 if your tired of it dont complain about it here, and hoping a enticinity away will only make you look like a douche bag but am guessing you are one. suck it up and ignore it instead of bitching about it. OP invest in ear plugs or suggest another song to the school board problem solved! i suggest they play i will not bow by breaking benjamin
Fr0gg13 0
well then they should get the money soon if everyone is tired of them doing that. very smart.