Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
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Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patrons suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML
Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML
Today, after two years of vigorously fundraising on behalf of my senior class, they voted on spending the senior trip money at a waterpark. It's less than thirty minutes from where we all live. FML
Today, I'm participating in a 30 hour awareness-raising event on famine in Africa. I'm supposed to hand out leaflets to people from my booth. My school decided to hand out a literal crate-load of free cupcakes right in front of us. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, they played Nickelback at our school dance. FML
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML
Today, during a moment of silence in front of the entire high school during my band concert, I managed to hit the stand with my flute, and loudly scrambled to catch it before it fell over. I've never had so many people look at me. FML
Today, I was elected "class mom", even though I didn’t want to do it. I was also handed several envelopes in the hectic school hallway, containing parental cash contributions for the year. I lost several of the envelopes while rushing to my car, and now have to contribute €100 instead of €25. FML
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Top comments
tkarin 0
Sounds kind of fun to me. If you know a lot of people don't like the song, why not set up a stand selling earplugs and send those profits to Haiti as well?
lunargh 7
Make it stop! D:
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Comments (290)
lumuma 0
smart people
shekezim 0
bomb the school
deathmarch 0
That is GENIUS.
XanimalloverX 0
they have these foam cylinders called earplugs you should get some.
infiniti_G 0
****** DONATE THEN..
Ryadal0872 0
do you go to wando high school op? It's killing me too! :(
Ohjustbiteme 0
Yeah, I do actually. I'm a jr. :/ I didn't think this would actually make it on the site. lololol.
EmilyMaire 0
How is that a FML?!? You should be glad you work at a school where kids actually care, and be proud to say that. Your pathetic dude!
Freeze_fml 17
Closet HSM lover.
mps1969 8
You're probably in the their glee club and gay as a lark .
sarcdude 3
Dude, when I took choir in the 8th grade I was the only guy in there. I'm very much not gay and the girls were very much aware of that. ;)
mps1969 8
And I'm just kidding remember gay used to mean happy once . Btw my half brother was a cheerleader in HS and he used to get to put his hand on cheerleader muff while big guys in pads would pat each on the ass and get into great big pile on each other bend over a lot while yelling .
anzie_fml 9
^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa well said!!!
clahdupe 0
LMAO mps1969 YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER
eerosama 0
BEST PLAN EVER.
honutattoo 0
I'D pay them to stop
QuitetheDuffles 0
That's kind of the whole point of it.
DonkeyDelight 0
Looks like suicide is the only option : /