By ballthlete - 06/09/2015 04:55 - United States - Edmond

Today, the girl I like at work surprised me in the otherwise empty break room. She caught me taking part in what might as well have been the Ball-Scratching Olympics. I didn't notice she was behind me until she cleared her throat to get my attention. Shit. FML
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You couldn't of just gone into a bathroom to handle your little itch?

YDI for doing that much in public. If you went for a quick scratch secretly when no one was there then maybe fyl.

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You couldn't of just gone into a bathroom to handle your little itch?

hate to be that asshole but *couldn't have

If you hated it, you wouldn't have done it 16.

What exactly are you correcting #16?

they're correcting #1's grammar.

#1 said "could of", which is incorrect, "could have" is the proper wording.

#18 correcting bad grammar is sometimes a necessary evil.

#16s new name; Konan the Gramarian

Try somewhere more...private.

you should have asked for an extra hand

1. Tell her "I was getting them ready for you ;)". 2. With a seductive smile on your face 3. Profit $$$, you're welcome.

yes, if by "profit" you mean a punch in the face.

Yeah, and by "$$$" you mean a sexual harassment lawsuit.

@4 you messed up the order...its 3: ??? 4: profit

Great way to get called a creep

No this works every time, trust me. Nothing more attractive than a creep who you just caught scratching their balls trying to pick up on you.

afkwarrior 25

Scratching your balls is fine. It's just itching a scratch. Bit more weird if she was happy to stand there watching you for a little before making her presence known.

Itching a scratch? Seriously?

Maybe ask her for a hand?

how intelligent of you. hopefully your mouth wasn't hanging open in relief or something.

Also making sounds from that mouth at the same time would be bad.

Haven't seen you around in a while Hayek, what happened?

ur mom happened

Been doing stuff. Thanks for checking up though.

Scratching your balls in public is disgusting when you're somewhere where people could walk in at any moment. I also hope you were doing it over your pants.

YDI for doing that much in public. If you went for a quick scratch secretly when no one was there then maybe fyl.

Still she hung in there. How about you?

ok. I just read the rest of the remarks. and I am just going to say it sometimes things itch I've been known to scratch at my boobs. However well intentioned it pisses some people off. apologise say you had an itch tell her if she's unconfortamble with it you'll do it in private Nd hope she doesn't think less 9f you. FYI women have their itchy places too

Yeah well whenever I scratch my boob for a just a second I get the most uncomfortable looks ever. and yes through the shirt. and women would certainly never get away for itching her pants area for something like stubble itch. just saying. it's blatant. and uncomfortable conversation. but it's true.