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Well, they do say those ultraviolet rays can have harmful effects, now we have proof! :-)
1- "hmm, I wonder"....if weight is relative to gravity can anyone truly be fat? But seriously, unless that was what you were thinking....we can't read minds.
*neither
Rapist squirrels? I don't see any... You better not be talking about me. 20) *reads profile* You're a cat?
Why would you want to get rid of your tan in the first place...?
I saw a show recently about people in Japan and china... Fair skin used to be a thing of beauty they said, but they now tan heavily because the rap culture is so amazing, then they call themselves 'Blasian'... It was a weird show..
My god if regular squirrals weren't bad enough
I'm the only kitten on these turfs >:-( !
^ 5 month old kitten currently sleeping in my hamper.
20- Well, weight is relative to mass and gravity, and since gravity on Earth is constant, one who is fat is one with a very large mass. :D I saw that this was Japan, and rationed that fair skin is what they aim for, so scrubbing away a tan seemed reasonable, but not the solution to the tan. Wear long sleeves or simply hibernate for awhile!
83) Your profile seems awfully familiar... "Read everything I say in a squeaky voice..." "Read all my comments with a 'mew'..." "mauling" "clawing" Random gibberish... Is somekitty jocking my style?
Must have been really 'baked'.
45- I am very pale, you'd be surprised how many guys like pale girls and actually prefer them over tanned. Plus, tanning gets you wrinkles as you age...
Are you a complete idiot?
Methinks that "one of those days" is everyday for OP.
Japan nuff said
Maybe only a half-wit since it was absent minded lol
I can shit alphabet soup and come up with a more interesting fml than this
2- is this your way of telling us that you never have brain farts? If so, I envy you...
Intelligence is only skin deep.... So keep scrubbing
Why you so stupid?!
radkey1017, Y U NO USE CORRECT GRAMMAR WHEN U NO USING MEME!?
*Memes?
Y u no use s?!
dont thumbs down judah, he was just bein funny...i hope. Made me laugh..
There is no 'y' in my name.
I didn't use correct grammar because it was supposed to be a joke.
Then you should have used the meme.
Squeaky's right, it's not a meme if you use correct grammar... Y U NO DO MEME RIGHT?
SMH! Natural Suntan doesn't come off.(: maybe you should get some friends? Or a life?
I don't recall OP complaining about being friendless OR having no life. This FML is purely about OP's lack of intelligence!
I was saying that because MAYBE the person doesn't have enough good, intelligent influences in their life? Next time read a little deeper.
OP may not have many intelligent influences in her life, but that does NOT mean that she has no friends. And you never really attempted to point out why OP has no life.
Honestly, I want to know why you care. I just commented, it's not like I was judging OP.
Oh for ****'s sake, stop whining. You made a stupid comment and got called on it. Everyone does now and then. Especially me. Live with it, you big sissy.
I didn't ask for your opinion..
And we didn't ask for yours either!
28, No, you didn't, but the funny thing about the commenting section is that everyone is free to state their opinion whether or not your asked for it. Oh and you can remove the "Free Randy Blythe" pic now, he has been out of jail for a while and is now waiting on a call to go to court over the incident.
I know he's out. I just didn't want to change it. I like his face. I want it as my profile picture. Don't try to tell me when to change my picture, i'll change it when i want.
If you didn't askfor my opinion, Then why are we still playing this silly little game? ;D
Are you sure you aren't OP? You seem just as intellectually challenged.
Were you, by any chance, watching anime while doing this? Anime can be very distracting.
How did anime enter your mind while reading this
OP wrote this from Japan.
Naturally the Japanese do nothing but watch anime. It can be blamed for all life's problems.
Hey, you're the one who said it, not me. I'm half-Japanese. If the world's view of me was correct, I would do nothing but apologize, eat maple syrup, say eh, and watch anime.
Really? Sounds like something snooki would do.
33) a horrible creature that prays on the weak. Kinda like a chupracabra, but fatter, sluttier and less intelligent.
You don't want to know.
69, and yet once she appeared, I couldn't stop laughing like crazy.
*smush smush.. Shhheeeessshhhh
*losing
Too used to spray tans, are you?
Why is my comment being thumbed down? :/
Because she specifically said her tan is natural, and you have absolutely no reason to assume she ever uses spray tan. In fact if she wasn't used to seeing her skin tan, and subsequently tried to wash it off, one would assume she's probably never artificially tanned.
I'm with 10. What if this person never gets a natural tan until recently? So, if the Original Poster is used to using spray tans and, finally, gets a natural tan, maybe this person is used to scratching it off?
I disagree, I think 96 was correct and put forth a very good argument. If OP was absent-mindedly trying to rub it from his/her (sorry, I didn't see which one) skin, then it is likely that he/she is not used to being tan, whether naturally or by spray tan. So 10's assumption was incorrect, in my opinion.
I must say my initial thought was also that OP was not used to a tan that they couldn't get rid of manually, thereby implying that they normally have fake tans...
Just be glad you're not a redhead. My natural tan is something akin to a firey hell across my skin ^^
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Intelligence is only skin deep.... So keep scrubbing
Really? Sounds like something snooki would do.