Miscellaneous: Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox... - FML

By Anonymous - 17/03/2015 21:11 - United States

Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML

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Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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may14th 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything

jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:30

Tell him the fox says to shut up.

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jentrynicole 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:30

Tell him the fox says to shut up.

coming back in the future 30

Wednesday 18 March 2015 11:47

OP's neighbour should be called IE

may14th 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything

_parth 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 17:31

Well fox at 2 am says. Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!.

KatPlaysMC 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:31

Omg I feel so bad for you

Weiss_Schnee 14

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:34

Start playing nyan cat, only louder.

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:31

Add what I think is called leekspin :D

pinkster2014 25

Wednesday 18 March 2015 16:39

But what if he likes that too, and then he starts playing THAT? xD

Ichiya 29

Wednesday 18 March 2015 20:02

Wheebl's narwhal song m on loop.

cari_cat 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 23:03

I agree with #40 this sounds like the neighbour's perfect 2am playlist

quesok 22

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:34

What does the spleen say?

karma_kicks_back 16

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:20

Depends how hard you kick it...

gintwinsmoore 20

Wednesday 18 March 2015 22:38

cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-cr-crack!!!!!

Xeebar 28

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:44

I remember the good old days when foxes said nothing.

HereNReady 13

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:47

After all this time? Gangnam Style may be in your near future.

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 18 March 2015 13:23

And possibly Harlem Shake

ToxicTyrael 26

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:49

Tell him the fox barks and you're going to buy a dog if he doesn't stop harassing the neighbourhood at 2 a.m.

wishfulthinks 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 8:50

If he has a dog, offer to look after it for a few days and teach it to bite whenever it hears that song. Problem solved!

esemexicano 9

Wednesday 18 March 2015 9:03

so....what DOES the fox say?

thes7274473 19

Wednesday 18 March 2015 23:43

High pitched barking noises. Imagine a beagle puppy.

mellajella 14

Thursday 19 March 2015 4:42

Ding ding ding ding ding dingading

TallMist 32

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:26

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