Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Referees
Today, my very very loud upstairs neighbor's children got ahold of athletic whistles. FML
Alice
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Happy Valley, United States
Whoomp whoomp
Today, my neighbor's daughter started learning how to play the trombone. FML
negin
Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hammerhead
Today, we have an asshole neighbor who owns a loud muscle car. Another neighbor called the cops on him for constantly revving the engine and breaking the noise ordinance. He now purposefully drives by their house at odd hours of the night to blare his horn and wake everybody up. I live across the road from them. FML
gotadirtydick
Today, my neighbor's kid started learning the violin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Living in perfect harmony
Today, after hearing them stomp around all summer, my upstairs neighbor’s obnoxiously loud kids finally started school. Now I get to hear them get up at 6:30am and stomp around while they get ready. FML
Rizmo
Cedar City, United States
Today, I found out that the loud noise outside my bedroom a few weeks ago was neighborhood kids throwing eggs at my window, landing on the AC. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I put the little boy I nanny for in time-out. In retaliation he blasted an air horn in my face. I can only hear out of one ear now. FML
BowTiesAr3Cool
Irving, United States
Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML
hcditfi5foygy
Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML
Top comments
ViviMage 40
Call the police when outside the local noise curfew.
TCRII 30
Get a bigger one and aim it at their house
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TCRII 30
Get a bigger one and aim it at their house
ViviMage 40
Call the police when outside the local noise curfew.
skippydoda 32
You can contact authorities if it's causing a disturbance.
blueknight1st 26
It’ll eventually run out of air or just call the cops