By shoelace18 - 06/09/2009 04:19 - Canada
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I don't know what to think, here. Either that's love, or that's just demeaning. This could be the first time she learns about loss, if you stop right now.
#44, you need to learn to read. The daughter is doing the digging for her teeth, not the mother. Though that's pretty bad advice on the mother's part
hello people he said "now everytime SHE does number 2, SHE makes me dig for HER tooth" meaning the daughter is making him do it honestly fuck that little girl, ur letting the women in ur life to u into the HouseBitch as a housebitch u must fulfill such duties as kissing feet, smelling shit, and of course digging in it I'd tell that lil girl "here's a dollar, take it or dig thru ur own shit, the choice is yours!"
In the most difficult scientific project of all time, The Manhatten Project, there was not a single female scientist working on the project. The only females in the facility operated the cafeteria and were receptionists at the door for the important federal officials, also most likely male. You cannot say either way whether a certain gender is more inteligent than the other because there are plenty of retards and geniuses in both.
she's 5 and your how old? how can she make you do anything? get a grip.
I have a kid, and I agree with graveworm. If she can "make you" dig through her shit at age 5, she'll make you buy her weed at age 10 and then make you get the fuck out of the house when groups of hobos come visit her at age 12. I hope you said 'no' or you'll be dealing with a pothead hobo slut!
It's confusing because there are two "she's" the last sentence and it would seem strange if they refer to two different antecedents. My first instinct was that the wife was making the demands and my comment would have been completely different. I still think the tyrant brat child is funnier than the henpecked, pussy-whipped husband.
Haha, I definitely agree the tyrant 5 year old is a lot funnier. =) I do understand how most people seem to think the kid is making him do it, but I'm used to reading things (essays, etc) for friends with bad grammar, so thats why I first thought the OP was referring to the daughter as the first "she" and the wife as the second.
Plexico, the reason I said "you obviously don't have children #2" was because when I read the OPs statement "she makes me dig for her lost tooth." I thought of it as the child lost her tooth and wanted him to dig for it, so as some father's probably would - he did, without being forced into it. Sort of like when my mom says "clean your room" and I do, if I was talking about it, I'd say she made me. I suppose the OP could have said no and either the child or wife made him - that just wasn't my initial thought.
dude... teach her that things also digest. Teeth digest as well, right? I wouldn't know. Haven't swallowed a tooth before.
Nope - teeth come out whole, trust me on this. ... mercifully my son was 6 and quite capable of rummaging through his own poop to find the tooth. Let's just say the tooth fairy didn't save this tooth like she normally does, this one went in the bin! There needs to be a sub-clause about the tooth fairy being in league with the mermaids and that kids will still get cash bribes even if their teeth end up flushed out to sea!
It was white(ish) and tooth(ish) shaped, I chose not to examine it too closely. Trust me when I tell you that if your child brings you something from his/her poop and proclaims it to be the lost tooth you WILL believe them, you WILL give them a ziplock bag to put it in and you WILL don your very best fairy wings and hand over cash!