Anonymous
United States
Today, at 2:00 am, my neighbor discovered "What Does The Fox Say?" He loves it. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
SHUT UP
Today, the neighbors' kid got a new airhorn. FML
GoddamnCat
Carson City, United States
Territorial
Today, I'm very tired because last night my cat decided to announce to the world that another cat had wandered into the backyard at the top of his lungs. At 2 AM. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
nick
United States
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
You would scream too
Today, I got home from work and discovered that my dog dug up my bunny who died a couple of weeks ago. The scream I screamed made the new neighbor think I'm crazy. FML
frenchpop1960
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Confusing
Today, I was over at my boyfriend's house and I heard a strange sound. I laughed and said, "It sounds like a dog throwing up!" He listened for a second and said, "That's my mom crying downstairs." FML
the_music_major
United States
Today, I discovered my neighbors have bought a karaoke machine. FML
drreeeewwww
Salem, United States
Siren king
Today, I found out that my dog likes to howl when he hears sirens. I live next to the fire station. FML
Annoyed
Accokeek, United States
Today, after watching an episode of New Girl, my boyfriend became obsessed with the "Cotton-eyed Joe" song. He won't stop playing it. FML
Top comments
may14th 26
at 2:00 the fox shouldn't be saying anything
jentrynicole 20
Tell him the fox says to shut up.
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Comments (68)
Ilikepie82479 20
Dude it's been like 2 years
SuperVertigo 13
I love that song
JessicaGrewal 22
You poor thing. That song drove me crazy.
theotherguyss 3
Doesn't he watch Dora the Explorer? The fox says "Awww maaaan"
poppunkette 22
If my neighbour did that he would be learning what does my fist say
thathobothere 17
Every time that name is mentioned I think of the god damn song and it gets stuck in my god damn head and I think of the god damn music video I was forcibly subjected to this one time and I want to commit a sextuple murder/suicide. I ask of anybody who approves of that song: What does my flamethrower say?
dannnngthatsux 19
YIFF!!!
GAeroNKissR 26
ha, I actually like the song, but - my Wi-Fi name is "FoxSaysSTFU"