Lock him up!

By ffs - 15/10/2022 00:00

Today, my five-year-old son threatened to kill another kid at school. I told the teacher I would have a talk with my son about how that’s not okay. The teacher replied that I’d better call the cops in case he “follows through.” Did I mention the kid is five? FML
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You deserved it 207
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RichardPencil 30

You ought to ask Lauren Boebert for advice on what kind of gun you should get your kid to really own the libs in kindergarten. Remember, life is only sacred before birth.

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poopface82 16

Wow, back in my day kids didn’t start killing until they were at least ten. What happened to this country?

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poopface82 16

Wow, back in my day kids didn’t start killing until they were at least ten. What happened to this country?

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IHaveThePower 16

You can get exemptions to switch him to other schools, and whoever's in charge of it will probably be very understanding when you explain you'd like him taught by people who have more than two brain cells to rub together at once.

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RichardPencil 30

You ought to ask Lauren Boebert for advice on what kind of gun you should get your kid to really own the libs in kindergarten. Remember, life is only sacred before birth.

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tiptoppc 18

And pin a fiver on the ones that make it out of the canal, send them on their way and wish them good luck! Although it’s likely we’ll have nuclear war before that kid can even act on the threat and the problem will be gone for everyone.

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