FML : Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find...

Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 10 November 2010 01:31 / United States

Animals

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By Lemou_fml | 25

#7461086 - Saturday 27 May 2017 12:28

It's better than a rabid polar fox. When they are, they chase people to bite them.

By wpam1978 | 7

#7415253 - Thursday 23 February 2017 14:12

This gave me a chuckle but I'm very sure it wasn't very funny to you. Sorry that happened to you.

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By wpam1978 | 7

#7415253 - Thursday 23 February 2017 14:12

This gave me a chuckle but I'm very sure it wasn't very funny to you. Sorry that happened to you.

By Lemou_fml | 25

#7461086 - Saturday 27 May 2017 12:28

It's better than a rabid polar fox. When they are, they chase people to bite them.

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