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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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By Mrs sensitive nose - 21/03/2022 04:00

Today, my nose finally unblocked after a week of having a cold. Now all I can smell is the disgusting stench of my husband's pits. We've argued three times already about his refusal to shower more than once a week. FML

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By Stank - 06/05/2018 19:00

Today, my husband is going on his 5th consecutive day without a shower. He’s been working 16-hour shifts, and though I'm empathetic to his exhaustion, his foul body odor has overtaken the bedroom and his excretions have discolored his side of the bed. I fear the worst. FML

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By Insomniac - 18/05/2019 04:17

Today, and for the past four years, the only time my husband stops snoring while asleep is so that he can fart. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By sickyandiknowit - 08/11/2014 07:36 - United States - Eugene

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 14:14 - United States - Berwyn

Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

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angelove737 1

Wednesday 4 March 2009 18:30

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

kenltd 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 12:49

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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Boowah 0

Monday 30 March 2009 6:04

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eaglesrule8120 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 16:17

Wow, your life is not interesting in any way

dan81892 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 1:30

tell him to brush his teeth/use breath mints. nothing more to discuss here.

davidcassoa 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 5:23

stfu stupid. don't post here anymore please

sarah__tehe__ 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 6:21

um idiot? whyd you marry him if you couldnt stand his faults??

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 11:35

Once you get married people stop trying to impress others.

t_swss14 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 21:59

smart mouth mouthwash (www.smartmouth.com) I swear this works!

Hazza_69 1

Wednesday 13 May 2009 11:46

Lol... bad luck . you choice 2 marry him ,altho this is 1 of the wierdest posts i'v seen on this site D:

prettytappr 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 4:05

Isn't that what toothpaste, mouthwash, gum, tictacs and mints are for? Just casually offer him one every once in awhile. And didn't you know his breath stank before the wedding?

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 20 May 2009 11:07

Tell him its gross? You're freaking married to the man. If you can't talk to him about it, then you're not much of a wife are you? What else aren't you talking to him about? If he simply won't brush his teeth, floss, etc., try and have his dentist talk to him? Or even his doctor. He's going to want his teeth in another 20 years or so, and every time he doesn't take care of his teeth, he's becoming that much closer to losing them.