By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML
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angelove737 1

You could get a tongue scarper. Halitosis often comes from a stinky tongue with icky build-up. Also, taking chopped cloves of garlic like pills can help. He'll smell like garlic for a couple days, but after that his body will become immune and stop the odor. Good luck-

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kenltd 0

Maybe you should practice better hygiene before he goes down on you

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emilybabes 0

this sounds lk my mom. hah

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afallingstar 22

and he probably says "I used listerine"

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uluvmyexistence 0

this is not an fml. u married a gross man and u should have realized that b4 marrying him. just tell him to brush his frickin teeth loser

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me_is_lala 2

my fiancé is the same way... he thinks that using listerine is enough.. he does have teeth problems but refuses to get them fixed because he'd rather spend money on "games and anime". I love him but wish he'd get his priorites straight :(

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KB_Duzit 0

lmao ur foul if u kiss em knowin his breath smell like a little man is dancing on his tongue with shitty boots

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random1456 13

Heres an idea; make him brush his teeth. oh wow genius isnt it?

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YacL 15

Exactly what I was thinking. You *had* to have realized it *before* you got married. Some people can't help it.

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